The Queen orders assassination on former daughter in-law Fergie

Greed attracts Greed

Prince Charles goes into hiding, Buckingham Palace shuts down London, Tower of London holding cell open for business, battle ships HMS Queen Elizabeth and King George surround Bahrain to save the Duke of York from further heartbreak

Queen Elizabeth caught in a video sting as she shakes ( gloves off) the hands of a criminal, after closing the deal. The imposer, Mazhit-Manky-Mahamood is captured, drawn and quartered. His guts are fed to the hogs

The Queen counting the tabloid newspaper Crown notes for selling everything on Fergie at a value of 30P, Evening Edition. MI6 gives Her Majesty the scoop, were she was conceived. Between a horse and ox, in a padlock during a 2pm feeding , the act took some time to figure out the logistics of which mare was open to mate..

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In a fit of rage, Her Majesty rips apart the dough and then destroys her prized rose garden, she will not attend the execution

The Queen overcome by shame , Her Majesty collapses, the Duch-less of York has ended her love

Fergie: "It is true that my financial situation is under stress. However, that is not an excuse for my serious lapse in greed and I am very sorry that this has happened to me and that my mother in law's portrait on theses Bank notes will remind me that I still love seeing her 500,000 times in this way."

News of the World; Does York suffer from a gambling habit? what her interview on Oprah on Tuesday who pays her $$$ to spills her dilemma. The Queen will be watching, deciding whether to condemn Oprah as an instigator of embarrassing her family further.

Howard Hughes's Temptation of Will

Hangman


Howard Hughes' biplane

In this study of Howard Hughes I have many crashes, the upper wing toppled, the twine snapped, the wheels and axle broke apart, the engine casing collapsed. Was this an omen? Was I seeing my fate? After all this was a troubled man, a true visionary testing his ability to conqueror something other than his well being


This at the very least was a playboy, I felt it immediately. In the feinin, "I saw it in his smile, and with his disposition. This was a man who had it all. In possibilities and tragedies. An extraordinaire who took giant leaps to free himself from the (peasants). A triumph of will, a beautiful spirit who overcame the monotony of time, alone. - Jealous, shameful people, take it bastards."

Temptation



So there it is, my end, alone, tired, frighten and ashamed of myself, I ended my life

The Coco Channel Heist at Musee d'Art Moderne

Underground Art Collectors


Carl Latherhair, Sabasbation Johneau and Amedeo Modigliani's "Woman with the Fan(1919)" pose for the Underground Art Collectors Magazine

Sabasbation Johneau: “You know Maestro Carl, I had to sleep with the curator to get this frame, I hope you happy because it felt so good for the first time since you’ve been seeing me, now get that Modigliani off the wall, don’t you see those Coco Channel decorative nails have ruined our bedroom decor”


Carl Latherhair; “Carta ragazzo came here, kneel , what have I told you about boasting, all I asked you is if you deliver the newspaper weekly at 12am and if it was ok for you to sleep over and how can yo say I’m dating you? Where's the penthouse Carta ragazzo, you don’t expect me to visit you in one of your shared bunkers, “whack “


Who owns this work besides Carl Latherhair?

1. A Collector
2. A fool
3. One of forty forgeries out there
4. 50% off the value of the stolen painting
5. The gallery

* Carta ragazzo - Paper Boy

After the Musee d'Art Moderne heist

Broadway Boogie-Woogie Piet Mondrian

Piet Mondrian's Broadway Boogie Woogie is one of the most important paintings in modernism



Streets, traffic lights and buildings, Manhattan....So who knew that my jacket was empty, they did. When I cried, who knew, they too, so why steal it?



In a series of compositions, I was overcome by restrictions rendering me to re-shoot this work many times. I had it, but it was too dark, the next day it rained casing inconsistent shadows in the room. With more interruptions I began to think, was I was rushing it? Indeed I was, but he would not let me, " Finish the mockup, do it to scale, don't skip, be patient. I understand you are hurt, abandoned, loyal to survival, pushing me to see that life can't end unless you dream of yourself....cannoned."

In the feinin; " What a day, I am so amazed, where ever I go, I see things alike, tall structures, bending arcs, shelves, banisters, toffee trays. I like to know what day is is, The same as all, how wonderful it is to spent time cherishing lovely thoughts, I am a prince, are you a frog, lovely, lovely, happy, joyous art. Miracle, genuine, poet, lunch, city streets, parallel parking, different tea "


I very much liked this work, I wonder why I tore it off the wall with such anger and maliciousness

Man Ray

Arguably, one of the most recognized photographs in art,Man Ray's , Le Violon d'Ingres

In this study I pondered whether I could believe what I had accomplished enabled my intrigue. Its never too late to remember Man Ray, his heart swept passed me judging greatness equal in magnitude, yet regrettable his pain, torture and fighting enemies quelling my motives to surprise.

In the feinin; "In this new composition I figured out a way to think beyond the norm, A powerful sense of casting silhouettes perfectly draped . Kisses to the women, i dreamed to touch, to fondle their bareback, the prickle of hair raised from their armpit. In this time, I wanted to speak, too close to the edge, to terrifying to see. Montage, everlasting dream, gay* folly and troubled. Aberration, apple, neuf, pineapple, consent, ageless, hoopla"

* Full of or showing high spirited merriment

Francesca Woodman's Regret

In the study of Francesca Woodman, I felt nauseous, dizzy and just wanted to vomit. I also thought these objects were caving in on me, trapped under the refuse of my own doing.


Francesca Woodman is considered one of the most powerful surreal photographers of the twentieth century, her work stands along masters such as Man Ray and Robert Mapplethorpe See the Tate's Artist rooms on her

in the feinin; "Memories, chicks, tomato soup, fumble needles wrapped over my thumb. Toiletries, magic markers, ghostly visions I'll love to see again. Close to his heart, sitting between his lap, pulling off my clothes, saddle riding him to a climatic wall of laughter. Boy, what fun it was then. Tomorrow is a new day, my dreams shattered, shards closely touch my clitoris. Angry, payback, busybody, ice cream parlor, toothpaste, mint Evershine."

Malcolm Little

In this study of Malcolm X, I found that this was a man deeply devoted to his faith, yet he seemed a bit untidy, I had the urge to take a shower soon after I photographed myself. I also had an inclination over his sexually, if only tempers did not flair. As a sign of respect, I had the present of mind to wear socks as I kneeled. Consequently, this post falls on his birthday, this of course was not planned, but its unthought timing is bizarre. Wonders never cease - The Lord seeth through eyes so green

In the feinin; "Look at yourself, smile at the whole event. Licking every second, testing my will, my deep inner rage to do more than any nigger. Yes, nigger. Pee on his shirt, smear feces on his face, I remove my glasses to wipe the grime, dirt off my father's fight for freedom in a land not free, true, times are different....


I fumble over my side, I stare at the mirror. How come me, at this time, at my moment of glory. Weep alone, share butterflies with other folks. Never side with the other man who's heart is crueler that time. Handshake, hands up, sorrow, buckets of coins, farewell America" - 4/24/09

Francisco Goya's Saturn Devouring His Son

After Francisco Goya

In the feinin; "This was an artist who at first wanted to taste blood, and a man who thought the very ills of society. In dreams, he languished over his civil obligation. In this self portrait, I felt a man who knew who he was going to be. Determined, fierce and sensual in his ways. But in a way, I was locked in time, unable to see past what I saw. Myself, so matched, so permanent, so frightening."

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

In this self-portrait of Mahatma Gandhi, I evoked a sense of purpose. This was a young man with a quiet disposition, a charmer that could quell a snake. Here I was Lord Ganesha, loyal to crown of self-preservation.



In the feinin; "My future rests on my inner determination, and of my strength, to call out to others, to see past the obstacles, and draw in an unity, a embryo, a seed of victory,
everlasting, all encompassing circle, with a line."


What happen brothers and sisters, who ended my journey apart from you, I cried...

Feinin thought this time, he realized the moment of fairness, alone he assembled all he could do, his blood watered, his mind ached for pleasure, yet his heart was empty of will, toss too casually, ripped apart by thieves bending truths and lies. In his mind , the heavens opened, it was time to take back everything, except love.- Art, lessons, future, Frederich Schiller, mentor, precise, pristine, gift

Introspection - Eric Eustace Williams

In the later study of Eric Williams, I encountered many inconsistencies, and felt frustrated as if my mocking had hurt, but it was understandable clear that his vision never persuaded me to think otherwise, his love for this nation.

In the feinin; "We know that islands such as ours are in limbo. We share the same dreams of Nations much older and grander than ours. Please spend time building, working in harmony. Solve no ones problems but your own.. King, dream, united people, infant stage, money woes, marriage" 7/8/09


Dem small snake grow large and playing vicious now when I breed dem meh best in de Heliconia plant. Is time to sharpen meh cutlass blade and cut off dem head before dem tree bite and poison meh dead like ah Mah pih pee. Look how dem suffocate de fruit tree.....



Ladies and gentlemen, DEM SNAKE TOPPLING MEH HIGH CHAIR, DAUGHTER ERICA COME RESCUE MEH PLEASE BEFORE I BUST MEH HEAD AND DEM MAKE AH DISPLAY CAST OF IT MAKING MEH LOOK LIKE AH FOOL

ERICA in the distance; " Daddy, daddy remember when you always got to say at the finest hotels in London and those world class cigar houses , daddy, daddy remember."

Eric; "ERICA WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YUH FOCKING BIG MOUTH SHUT BEFORE YOU SPILL WHERE WE STASH DE MONEY. WHEN IS MY TIME, YUH BETTER NOT FOIL UP DE SUSPENSE TO KEEP MEH NAME IN DEM PEOPLE HISTORY, NOW GO MAKE TWO SALA ROTI FOR MEH, I FEELING FOR CURRY."

Break Out Blues by Chris star far Cosy eh

The Trinandad + Timetogo Flime Festival, 2010


Ah Chris star far Cosy eh imposer at the official Poster festival launch

Flime maker Chris star far Cosy eh released to the public, the official poster of the Trinandad + Timetogo Flime Fete, 2010. Cosy eh maco de girls at unsaintly Judas school for de elite. Threw ah window, he witness de blackest offcast with bright eye. Boldface as usual, he unannounce heself as ah Flime maker to de spinster, catching de Maddar jorting down two High High never Low Rosary fowl.

Maddar French Creole/mixed/Chinese break for to back door tinking is dem who come for she over de ah bustive reports from dem all who des brush in secret from Rome....After praying and expelling she sins, to de (ah go get yuh went yuh reach), de lawld say, " You my child refuse to obey me, flush de toilet and watch yuh hands"

Like ah Rubaducky Victor politician, Cosy eh confuse de Maddar one time, citing de scripture wit words she never hear, ah example," I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery; Eh, de woman bawl, you is ah pretending Muslim?

Cosy eh, "Red, well developed, busty, solid, thick get deported to Canada, too much nationality, eh better jump de gate and escape from dat zammie just behind yuh" Head Nun, French Creole/mixed/Chinese, "Very dark Black dough let dat brown skin wit ah crutch corrupt yuh poom poom, dat is mine, remember.....I bless it since yuh young"



Taximan douglarish mix, a good-looking hustler, and a wheeler dealer, " Very dark black, let we suck tongue nah, and dough close yuh leg like Bible, meh totee fighting to get in. Chris star far Cosy eh fliming ah blues. Ah breaking, use meh Ponds napkin to wipe up de blood clot from meh seat"



Muscular and tough, "French Creole/mixed/chinese yuh could squeeze in dis male whorehouse client, 40s, fat, big-bellied? " French Creole/mixed/Chinese, " Is two night shift I already take, Very dark black could cover meh dis time..."

Pinkie, Indian, married to a farmer. She has a young baby, "Dem filmmaker rightous see I star spiffing me fresh herb infront of imposters, Jamaica I born. jah Jamaica breed went parent travel dem India sea to me bless soil wit blue mountain snow, when dem clot in Trinadad dismiss dem selves, as one, unite I stand Jamaica queen. Jamaica twin sister Tobago fighting zealous bloodclots who dere rape dem pride .....Jah Tobago Jah, no sister no cry"

a hardworking young farmer, " Pinkie trap meh and she faddar give we ah cutlass wedding, I glad I eh stereotype to be ah Indian cause I is ah hardworking farmer, and not like dem who catch de niggeritis CPEP fever to reap road weed. Now I force to brush wit meh wife friend, Red, well developed (busty,) solid thick, dem Canada export she back in as lree trade import"

The star characters


Frances-Anne as Red, well developed (busty,) solid thick


Oonya as Very dark Black

"Break Out"

It should be noted that these character stereotypes are based on the actual cast call for a film to be produced in Trinidad by Frances-Anne Solomon and Oonya Kempadoo, and aptly for the Trinidad and Tobago Film Festival, 2010. The poster artist selected for the festival this year is Christopher Cozier

Shroud of Turin

A cloth covering a hoax

In this study of the Shroud of Turin, I covered myself with a dye to represent blood



In the Feinin; Here, in this position, I found myself faced with a certain truth, but also a lie. Beneath this shroud there was a leper, a man cased off, wrapped in linen and preserved. It came to no surprise. Alone, mastermind, cure, redundant, tremble* (28/03/09


The stain

Addendum: It should be noted that this study was produced before the new evidence was uncovered over the Shroud of Turin in October, 2009

Don't drink nuts and drive

A Bobo Shantis selling Haile Selassie I nuts on de road


Ras, dis Lady Hochoy baked " Special" nuts salty and sweet nice make from God's retarded children in all he glory from dem bad-mind parent who make dem so. Eh, ras, bumbaclot, ah ask yuh to clean meh windshield wit yuh hairnet?"

What to look for

1. A busy six lain highway
2. A well groomed man covering his rasta with a wrap
3. Bags of nuts and cashews

As I was doing this study, a man came to gate selling pies and drinks from a larger cooler which he carried on a hand trolley. With another work, the Jehovah Witness came canvasing, I could not move, as my face was covered iwith black paint

Mr. Greogry at Feinin's oysters around de Savannah

A topical oyster vendor around the Queen's Park Savannah. Trinidad

What to look for:

1. A collapsible table
2. A flambeaux
3. A dirty table cloth
4. A mixture of condiments in unmarked bottles, cut limes, salt, pepper and a glass
5. Oyster shells that have been clean using a large knife
6. A paint bucket containing water
7. A dirty rag that is used to wipe the table
8. The vendor of Indian stock, wearing heavy rings and a gold watch,
9. The Koran


Mr. Gregory dough choke on de concoction, drink it slowly, it go tingle eh throat like medicine de doctor order. Where de money to pay he, in yuh back pocket?


Yuh feel I is old eh, yeh feel meh stick bend? how come yuh bawling now eh, de medicine working eh, is you to pay me, Feinin give meh two more glass, let meh damage de box put she too in hospital under 24 hour surveillance
Learn more about Oyster vendors

In this study, I realized that I am beginning to have re-occurring themes, once again the old man and young lady characters

Feinin at Zen

Come, and sample Feinin Smithy spicy corn soup lingerie and ting

Meh secret ingredient does have dem coming back for more, Eh yuh want more dumpling

By all means, this is a true story behind a corn soup vendor who added his own special seasoning*. Take a closer look at the ladle. As for the vendor character, I wanted him to carry a matty ras, have silver teeth, a Hawaiian shirt, a towel and white shorts. The Zen fete goer had his fancy silk shirt open to chest exposing his 24k gold chain. He oblivious to what he being served, as he watches patrons enter or be denied into the discotheque.

Feinin Smithy, president of the Corn Soup Federation of Vendors from the English Speaking Caribbean

What to look for:

1. One portable table with a decorative table cloth, the vendor stands behind it

2. One or two large vats

3. A gas burner and a propane tank identical to the one shown here

4. Styrofoam cups, paper napkins, pepper dispensers

Corn soup is a soothing broth of vegetables, peas, meat stock and seasoning and enjoyed after a night of feting. The vendors are seen outside clubs.

* This is based on a actual event after the pot spilled over and exposed an under garment

Zen is a popular discotheque in Port of Spain, Trinidad

Try Feinin's Hot Triples

Gim meh ten more wit slight pepper and plenty mango.....Let meh see, Mavis say she want two, witout, Paula beg meh to buy she four, one for she popo belly, Bobesingh say is six wil kuchela, and plenty pepper, he bamsee go dead later, I looking for four, slight, full wit cucumber, and oh fadar, dem lazy staff who have meh slaving and getting big boof from de line as if I break biche, want twenty wit every-ting...

What does a Doubles vendor look like?

Anti Clockwise:

1. The Doubles vendor* and his cart, generally he** stands on a box with a sign to the front.
2. The cart contains a bucket of channa and the bharra. There is a shelf where the condiments are placed, namely, pickled cucumbers, kuchela, mango and pepper.
3. Customers who eat doubles on the spot, like this fire brigade character. And then there are business men who carry a list. (This is a real occurrence, queues are long)
4. The doubles collector who manages the money. He may carry a conversion chart to make calculating easier. Here, I have a pencil at his ear, and wearing a dog chain. What's missing are expensive shoes.
5. The cooler provides beverages, and a small tank (not shown) is used to dispense water.



* I also included a hairnet, food badge and a pale which contains the channa. The attaché case had a roll of tissue paper as well as the bags of doubles, it was to supplement the paper napkins.
** "Pa when I grow up, I too is becoming ah Doubles man like ma", this was said after the little girl consumed a fresh doubles at the University of the West Indies, they are considered the best on the island.
Learn more about Trinidad Doubles

Fin

Feinin woke to realize that money continued to rob him of everything, and the closer he got discovering his past, God entered him,” I love you, but you are afraid, remember to obey, pray, fear nothing.” The lampoons precisely caused rage, it was about time to uncover who hated him. Feinin began to distant himself, it was a trick to see if indeed money could lead him away.

Vogue May issue 2010

Bridle Issue, Sex and the Saddle


Jessica Parker Stable graces the cover of VOID, known for her role as a columnist writer, she has an addiction for shoes under the pretense of her television character, Carrie Brandshaw. Stable’s famous beauty mark is her increasing vanishing mole

In an email I received this morning, my dear friend, Adele Todd surprised me with an letter which she had sent to the editor of Vogue;

" talkingback@vogue.com Subject: re:The Body Eccentric To whom it may concern, I am an artist from the Caribbean who only gets to read Art Forum when I travel. So when I saw the article on The Body Eclectic, I snapped up the magazine. I always do when you have writings on artists. I was very pleased to read about the artists covered, but wanted to add someone to your list who would be so worthy, but is unknown because he works in Trinidad. Do check out his innovative work on his blog, thebookmann.blogspot.com Thank you and keep up the great articles. Much regards, Adele Todd"

Vogue replied; " VOGUE Letter to the Editor Hi there, Thank you for taking the time to send a letter to VOGUE. After careful consideration, we have decided that we'd like to publish your letter in our Talking Back section. Please confirm the following as soon as possible to facilitate your letter's publication: The spelling of your name as you'd like it printes Your town That you give us your permission to publish the letter Thank you for your time, Molly -- Molly Creeden VOGUE 4 Times Square New York, NY 10036"

Jessica Parker Stable’s shoe addiction