Greed attracts Greed
Prince Charles goes into hiding, Buckingham Palace shuts down London, Tower of London holding cell open for business, battle ships HMS Queen Elizabeth and King George surround Bahrain to save the Duke of York from further heartbreak
Queen Elizabeth caught in a video sting as she shakes ( gloves off) the hands of a criminal, after closing the deal. The imposer, Mazhit-Manky-Mahamood is captured, drawn and quartered. His guts are fed to the hogs
The Queen counting the tabloid newspaper Crown notes for selling everything on Fergie at a value of 30P, Evening Edition. MI6 gives Her Majesty the scoop, were she was conceived. Between a horse and ox, in a padlock during a 2pm feeding , the act took some time to figure out the logistics of which mare was open to mate..
In a fit of rage, Her Majesty rips apart the dough and then destroys her prized rose garden, she will not attend the execution
The Queen overcome by shame , Her Majesty collapses, the Duch-less of York has ended her love
Fergie: "It is true that my financial situation is under stress. However, that is not an excuse for my serious lapse in greed and I am very sorry that this has happened to me and that my mother in law's portrait on theses Bank notes will remind me that I still love seeing her 500,000 times in this way."
News of the World; Does York suffer from a gambling habit? what her interview on Oprah on Tuesday who pays her $$$ to spills her dilemma. The Queen will be watching, deciding whether to condemn Oprah as an instigator of embarrassing her family further.