Timeless - thebookmann - Feinin

The Queen orders assassination on former daughter in-law Fergie

2010-05-25T09:37:00.000-07:00

Greed attracts Greed

Prince Charles goes into hiding, Buckingham Palace shuts down London, Tower of London holding cell open for business, battle ships HMS Queen Elizabeth and King George surround Bahrain to save the Duke of York from further heartbreak

Queen Elizabeth caught in a video sting as she shakes ( gloves off) the hands of a criminal, after closing the deal. The imposer, Mazhit-Manky-Mahamood is captured, drawn and quartered. His guts are fed to the hogs

The Queen counting the tabloid newspaper Crown notes for selling everything on Fergie at a value of 30P, Evening Edition. MI6 gives Her Majesty the scoop, were she was conceived. Between a horse and ox, in a padlock during a 2pm feeding , the act took some time to figure out the logistics of which mare was open to mate..

In a fit of rage, Her Majesty rips apart the dough and then destroys her prized rose garden, she will not attend the execution

The Queen overcome by shame , Her Majesty collapses, the Duch-less of York has ended her love

Fergie: "It is true that my financial situation is under stress. However, that is not an excuse for my serious lapse in greed and I am very sorry that this has happened to me and that my mother in law's portrait on theses Bank notes will remind me that I still love seeing her 500,000 times in this way."

News of the World; Does York suffer from a gambling habit? what her interview on Oprah on Tuesday who pays her $$$ to spills her dilemma. The Queen will be watching, deciding whether to condemn Oprah as an instigator of embarrassing her family further.

Howard Hughes's Temptation of Will

2010-05-23T13:53:00.000-07:00

Hangman

Howard Hughes' biplane

In this study of Howard Hughes I have many crashes, the upper wing toppled, the twine snapped, the wheels and axle broke apart, the engine casing collapsed. Was this an omen? Was I seeing my fate? After all this was a troubled man, a true visionary testing his ability to conqueror something other than his well being

This at the very least was a playboy, I felt it immediately. In the feinin, "I saw it in his smile, and with his disposition. This was a man who had it all. In possibilities and tragedies. An extraordinaire who took giant leaps to free himself from the (peasants). A triumph of will, a beautiful spirit who overcame the monotony of time, alone. - Jealous, shameful people, take it bastards."

Temptation

So there it is, my end, alone, tired, frighten and ashamed of myself, I ended my life

The Coco Channel Heist at Musee d'Art Moderne

2010-05-21T05:21:00.000-07:00

Underground Art Collectors

Carl Latherhair, Sabasbation Johneau and Amedeo Modigliani's "Woman with the Fan(1919)" pose for the Underground Art Collectors Magazine

Sabasbation Johneau: “You know Maestro Carl, I had to sleep with the curator to get this frame, I hope you happy because it felt so good for the first time since you’ve been seeing me, now get that Modigliani off the wall, don’t you see those Coco Channel decorative nails have ruined our bedroom decor”

Carl Latherhair; “Carta ragazzo came here, kneel , what have I told you about boasting, all I asked you is if you deliver the newspaper weekly at 12am and if it was ok for you to sleep over and how can yo say I’m dating you? Where's the penthouse Carta ragazzo, you don’t expect me to visit you in one of your shared bunkers, “whack “

Who owns this work besides Carl Latherhair?

1. A Collector
2. A fool
3. One of forty forgeries out there
4. 50% off the value of the stolen painting
5. The gallery

* Carta ragazzo - Paper Boy

After the Musee d'Art Moderne heist

Broadway Boogie-Woogie Piet Mondrian

2010-05-20T12:08:00.000-07:00

Piet Mondrian's Broadway Boogie Woogie is one of the most important paintings in modernism

Streets, traffic lights and buildings, Manhattan....So who knew that my jacket was empty, they did. When I cried, who knew, they too, so why steal it?

In a series of compositions, I was overcome by restrictions rendering me to re-shoot this work many times. I had it, but it was too dark, the next day it rained casing inconsistent shadows in the room. With more interruptions I began to think, was I was rushing it? Indeed I was, but he would not let me, " Finish the mockup, do it to scale, don't skip, be patient. I understand you are hurt, abandoned, loyal to survival, pushing me to see that life can't end unless you dream of yourself....cannoned."

In the feinin; " What a day, I am so amazed, where ever I go, I see things alike, tall structures, bending arcs, shelves, banisters, toffee trays. I like to know what day is is, The same as all, how wonderful it is to spent time cherishing lovely thoughts, I am a prince, are you a frog, lovely, lovely, happy, joyous art. Miracle, genuine, poet, lunch, city streets, parallel parking, different tea "

I very much liked this work, I wonder why I tore it off the wall with such anger and maliciousness

Man Ray

2010-05-18T17:47:00.000-07:00

Arguably, one of the most recognized photographs in art,Man Ray's , Le Violon d'Ingres

In this study I pondered whether I could believe what I had accomplished enabled my intrigue. Its never too late to remember Man Ray, his heart swept passed me judging greatness equal in magnitude, yet regrettable his pain, torture and fighting enemies quelling my motives to surprise.

In the feinin; "In this new composition I figured out a way to think beyond the norm, A powerful sense of casting silhouettes perfectly draped . Kisses to the women, i dreamed to touch, to fondle their bareback, the prickle of hair raised from their armpit. In this time, I wanted to speak, too close to the edge, to terrifying to see. Montage, everlasting dream, gay* folly and troubled. Aberration, apple, neuf, pineapple, consent, ageless, hoopla"

* Full of or showing high spirited merriment

Francesca Woodman's Regret

2010-05-18T05:03:00.000-07:00

In the study of Francesca Woodman, I felt nauseous, dizzy and just wanted to vomit. I also thought these objects were caving in on me, trapped under the refuse of my own doing.

Francesca Woodman is considered one of the most powerful surreal photographers of the twentieth century, her work stands along masters such as Man Ray and Robert Mapplethorpe See the Tate's Artist rooms on her

in the feinin; "Memories, chicks, tomato soup, fumble needles wrapped over my thumb. Toiletries, magic markers, ghostly visions I'll love to see again. Close to his heart, sitting between his lap, pulling off my clothes, saddle riding him to a climatic wall of laughter. Boy, what fun it was then. Tomorrow is a new day, my dreams shattered, shards closely touch my clitoris. Angry, payback, busybody, ice cream parlor, toothpaste, mint Evershine."

Malcolm Little

2010-05-17T08:12:00.000-07:00

In this study of Malcolm X, I found that this was a man deeply devoted to his faith, yet he seemed a bit untidy, I had the urge to take a shower soon after I photographed myself. I also had an inclination over his sexually, if only tempers did not flair. As a sign of respect, I had the present of mind to wear socks as I kneeled. Consequently, this post falls on his birthday, this of course was not planned, but its unthought timing is bizarre. Wonders never cease - The Lord seeth through eyes so green

In the feinin; "Look at yourself, smile at the whole event. Licking every second, testing my will, my deep inner rage to do more than any nigger. Yes, nigger. Pee on his shirt, smear feces on his face, I remove my glasses to wipe the grime, dirt off my father's fight for freedom in a land not free, true, times are different....

I fumble over my side, I stare at the mirror. How come me, at this time, at my moment of glory. Weep alone, share butterflies with other folks. Never side with the other man who's heart is crueler that time. Handshake, hands up, sorrow, buckets of coins, farewell America" - 4/24/09

Francisco Goya's Saturn Devouring His Son

2010-05-15T18:55:00.000-07:00

After Francisco Goya

In the feinin; "This was an artist who at first wanted to taste blood, and a man who thought the very ills of society. In dreams, he languished over his civil obligation. In this self portrait, I felt a man who knew who he was going to be. Determined, fierce and sensual in his ways. But in a way, I was locked in time, unable to see past what I saw. Myself, so matched, so permanent, so frightening."

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

2010-05-13T15:29:00.000-07:00

In this self-portrait of Mahatma Gandhi, I evoked a sense of purpose. This was a young man with a quiet disposition, a charmer that could quell a snake. Here I was Lord Ganesha, loyal to crown of self-preservation.

In the feinin; "My future rests on my inner determination, and of my strength, to call out to others, to see past the obstacles, and draw in an unity, a embryo, a seed of victory,
everlasting, all encompassing circle, with a line."

What happen brothers and sisters, who ended my journey apart from you, I cried...

Feinin thought this time, he realized the moment of fairness, alone he assembled all he could do, his blood watered, his mind ached for pleasure, yet his heart was empty of will, toss too casually, ripped apart by thieves bending truths and lies. In his mind , the heavens opened, it was time to take back everything, except love.- Art, lessons, future, Frederich Schiller, mentor, precise, pristine, gift

Introspection - Eric Eustace Williams

2010-05-10T18:17:00.000-07:00

In the later study of Eric Williams, I encountered many inconsistencies, and felt frustrated as if my mocking had hurt, but it was understandable clear that his vision never persuaded me to think otherwise, his love for this nation.

In the feinin; "We know that islands such as ours are in limbo. We share the same dreams of Nations much older and grander than ours. Please spend time building, working in harmony. Solve no ones problems but your own.. King, dream, united people, infant stage, money woes, marriage" 7/8/09

Dem small snake grow large and playing vicious now when I breed dem meh best in de Heliconia plant. Is time to sharpen meh cutlass blade and cut off dem head before dem tree bite and poison meh dead like ah Mah pih pee. Look how dem suffocate de fruit tree.....

Ladies and gentlemen, DEM SNAKE TOPPLING MEH HIGH CHAIR, DAUGHTER ERICA COME RESCUE MEH PLEASE BEFORE I BUST MEH HEAD AND DEM MAKE AH DISPLAY CAST OF IT MAKING MEH LOOK LIKE AH FOOL

ERICA in the distance; " Daddy, daddy remember when you always got to say at the finest hotels in London and those world class cigar houses , daddy, daddy remember."

Eric; "ERICA WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YUH FOCKING BIG MOUTH SHUT BEFORE YOU SPILL WHERE WE STASH DE MONEY. WHEN IS MY TIME, YUH BETTER NOT FOIL UP DE SUSPENSE TO KEEP MEH NAME IN DEM PEOPLE HISTORY, NOW GO MAKE TWO SALA ROTI FOR MEH, I FEELING FOR CURRY."

Break Out Blues by Chris star far Cosy eh

2010-05-08T02:46:00.000-07:00

The Trinandad + Timetogo Flime Festival, 2010

Ah Chris star far Cosy eh imposer at the official Poster festival launch

Flime maker Chris star far Cosy eh released to the public, the official poster of the Trinandad + Timetogo Flime Fete, 2010. Cosy eh maco de girls at unsaintly Judas school for de elite. Threw ah window, he witness de blackest offcast with bright eye. Boldface as usual, he unannounce heself as ah Flime maker to de spinster, catching de Maddar jorting down two High High never Low Rosary fowl.

Maddar French Creole/mixed/Chinese break for to back door tinking is dem who come for she over de ah bustive reports from dem all who des brush in secret from Rome....After praying and expelling she sins, to de (ah go get yuh went yuh reach), de lawld say, " You my child refuse to obey me, flush de toilet and watch yuh hands"

Like ah Rubaducky Victor politician, Cosy eh confuse de Maddar one time, citing de scripture wit words she never hear, ah example," I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery; Eh, de woman bawl, you is ah pretending Muslim?

Cosy eh, "Red, well developed, busty, solid, thick get deported to Canada, too much nationality, eh better jump de gate and escape from dat zammie just behind yuh" Head Nun, French Creole/mixed/Chinese, "Very dark Black dough let dat brown skin wit ah crutch corrupt yuh poom poom, dat is mine, remember.....I bless it since yuh young"

Taximan douglarish mix, a good-looking hustler, and a wheeler dealer, " Very dark black, let we suck tongue nah, and dough close yuh leg like Bible, meh totee fighting to get in. Chris star far Cosy eh fliming ah blues. Ah breaking, use meh Ponds napkin to wipe up de blood clot from meh seat"

Muscular and tough, "French Creole/mixed/chinese yuh could squeeze in dis male whorehouse client, 40s, fat, big-bellied? " French Creole/mixed/Chinese, " Is two night shift I already take, Very dark black could cover meh dis time..."

Pinkie, Indian, married to a farmer. She has a young baby, "Dem filmmaker rightous see I star spiffing me fresh herb infront of imposters, Jamaica I born. jah Jamaica breed went parent travel dem India sea to me bless soil wit blue mountain snow, when dem clot in Trinadad dismiss dem selves, as one, unite I stand Jamaica queen. Jamaica twin sister Tobago fighting zealous bloodclots who dere rape dem pride .....Jah Tobago Jah, no sister no cry"

a hardworking young farmer, " Pinkie trap meh and she faddar give we ah cutlass wedding, I glad I eh stereotype to be ah Indian cause I is ah hardworking farmer, and not like dem who catch de niggeritis CPEP fever to reap road weed. Now I force to brush wit meh wife friend, Red, well developed (busty,) solid thick, dem Canada export she back in as lree trade import"

The star characters

Frances-Anne as Red, well developed (busty,) solid thick

Oonya as Very dark Black

"Break Out"

It should be noted that these character stereotypes are based on the actual cast call for a film to be produced in Trinidad by Frances-Anne Solomon and Oonya Kempadoo, and aptly for the Trinidad and Tobago Film Festival, 2010. The poster artist selected for the festival this year is Christopher Cozier

Shroud of Turin

2010-05-06T12:43:00.001-07:00

A cloth covering a hoax

In this study of the Shroud of Turin, I covered myself with a dye to represent blood

In the Feinin; Here, in this position, I found myself faced with a certain truth, but also a lie. Beneath this shroud there was a leper, a man cased off, wrapped in linen and preserved. It came to no surprise. Alone, mastermind, cure, redundant, tremble* (28/03/09

The stain

Addendum: It should be noted that this study was produced before the new evidence was uncovered over the Shroud of Turin in October, 2009

Don't drink nuts and drive

2010-05-05T18:19:00.000-07:00

A Bobo Shantis selling Haile Selassie I nuts on de road

Ras, dis Lady Hochoy baked " Special" nuts salty and sweet nice make from God's retarded children in all he glory from dem bad-mind parent who make dem so. Eh, ras, bumbaclot, ah ask yuh to clean meh windshield wit yuh hairnet?"

What to look for

1. A busy six lain highway
2. A well groomed man covering his rasta with a wrap
3. Bags of nuts and cashews

As I was doing this study, a man came to gate selling pies and drinks from a larger cooler which he carried on a hand trolley. With another work, the Jehovah Witness came canvasing, I could not move, as my face was covered iwith black paint

Mr. Greogry at Feinin's oysters around de Savannah

2010-05-05T04:52:00.000-07:00

A topical oyster vendor around the Queen's Park Savannah. Trinidad

What to look for:

1. A collapsible table
2. A flambeaux
3. A dirty table cloth
4. A mixture of condiments in unmarked bottles, cut limes, salt, pepper and a glass
5. Oyster shells that have been clean using a large knife
6. A paint bucket containing water
7. A dirty rag that is used to wipe the table
8. The vendor of Indian stock, wearing heavy rings and a gold watch,
9. The Koran

Mr. Gregory dough choke on de concoction, drink it slowly, it go tingle eh throat like medicine de doctor order. Where de money to pay he, in yuh back pocket?

Yuh feel I is old eh, yeh feel meh stick bend? how come yuh bawling now eh, de medicine working eh, is you to pay me, Feinin give meh two more glass, let meh damage de box put she too in hospital under 24 hour surveillance
Learn more about Oyster vendors

In this study, I realized that I am beginning to have re-occurring themes, once again the old man and young lady characters

Feinin at Zen

2010-05-03T17:18:00.000-07:00

Come, and sample Feinin Smithy spicy corn soup lingerie and ting

Meh secret ingredient does have dem coming back for more, Eh yuh want more dumpling

By all means, this is a true story behind a corn soup vendor who added his own special seasoning*. Take a closer look at the ladle. As for the vendor character, I wanted him to carry a matty ras, have silver teeth, a Hawaiian shirt, a towel and white shorts. The Zen fete goer had his fancy silk shirt open to chest exposing his 24k gold chain. He oblivious to what he being served, as he watches patrons enter or be denied into the discotheque.

Feinin Smithy, president of the Corn Soup Federation of Vendors from the English Speaking Caribbean

What to look for:

1. One portable table with a decorative table cloth, the vendor stands behind it

2. One or two large vats

3. A gas burner and a propane tank identical to the one shown here

4. Styrofoam cups, paper napkins, pepper dispensers

Corn soup is a soothing broth of vegetables, peas, meat stock and seasoning and enjoyed after a night of feting. The vendors are seen outside clubs.

* This is based on a actual event after the pot spilled over and exposed an under garment

Zen is a popular discotheque in Port of Spain, Trinidad

Try Feinin's Hot Triples

2010-05-02T12:43:00.000-07:00

Gim meh ten more wit slight pepper and plenty mango.....Let meh see, Mavis say she want two, witout, Paula beg meh to buy she four, one for she popo belly, Bobesingh say is six wil kuchela, and plenty pepper, he bamsee go dead later, I looking for four, slight, full wit cucumber, and oh fadar, dem lazy staff who have meh slaving and getting big boof from de line as if I break biche, want twenty wit every-ting...

What does a Doubles vendor look like?

Anti Clockwise:

1. The Doubles vendor* and his cart, generally he** stands on a box with a sign to the front.
2. The cart contains a bucket of channa and the bharra. There is a shelf where the condiments are placed, namely, pickled cucumbers, kuchela, mango and pepper.
3. Customers who eat doubles on the spot, like this fire brigade character. And then there are business men who carry a list. (This is a real occurrence, queues are long)
4. The doubles collector who manages the money. He may carry a conversion chart to make calculating easier. Here, I have a pencil at his ear, and wearing a dog chain. What's missing are expensive shoes.
5. The cooler provides beverages, and a small tank (not shown) is used to dispense water.

* I also included a hairnet, food badge and a pale which contains the channa. The attaché case had a roll of tissue paper as well as the bags of doubles, it was to supplement the paper napkins.
** "Pa when I grow up, I too is becoming ah Doubles man like ma", this was said after the little girl consumed a fresh doubles at the University of the West Indies, they are considered the best on the island.
Learn more about Trinidad Doubles

Fin

2010-04-27T13:55:00.000-07:00

Feinin woke to realize that money continued to rob him of everything, and the closer he got discovering his past, God entered him,” I love you, but you are afraid, remember to obey, pray, fear nothing.” The lampoons precisely caused rage, it was about time to uncover who hated him. Feinin began to distant himself, it was a trick to see if indeed money could lead him away.

Vogue May issue 2010

2010-04-27T07:16:00.000-07:00

Bridle Issue, Sex and the Saddle

Jessica Parker Stable graces the cover of VOID, known for her role as a columnist writer, she has an addiction for shoes under the pretense of her television character, Carrie Brandshaw. Stable’s famous beauty mark is her increasing vanishing mole

In an email I received this morning, my dear friend, Adele Todd surprised me with an letter which she had sent to the editor of Vogue;

" talkingback@vogue.com Subject: re:The Body Eccentric To whom it may concern, I am an artist from the Caribbean who only gets to read Art Forum when I travel. So when I saw the article on The Body Eclectic, I snapped up the magazine. I always do when you have writings on artists. I was very pleased to read about the artists covered, but wanted to add someone to your list who would be so worthy, but is unknown because he works in Trinidad. Do check out his innovative work on his blog, thebookmann.blogspot.com Thank you and keep up the great articles. Much regards, Adele Todd"

Vogue replied; " VOGUE Letter to the Editor Hi there, Thank you for taking the time to send a letter to VOGUE. After careful consideration, we have decided that we'd like to publish your letter in our Talking Back section. Please confirm the following as soon as possible to facilitate your letter's publication: The spelling of your name as you'd like it printes Your town That you give us your permission to publish the letter Thank you for your time, Molly -- Molly Creeden VOGUE 4 Times Square New York, NY 10036"

Jessica Parker Stable’s shoe addiction

Feinin at Museum of Contemporary Art LA STORE

2010-04-20T13:47:00.000-07:00

Peter is only young nuts I have, jelly just finish, dat shark and bake looking good, yuh buy it by meh nephew Richard's again. Whey, where yuh get dat? Me just make ah LA and buy de same beach towel, now to find dem selling it here in ah stall I here yuh just set up by de look out. You into counterfeit or what... stueps...*

This luxurious cotton beach towel measures a staggering 60 × 70 inches and features the work of Scottish painter Peter Doig. Peter is a contemporary artist who uses memory and his Kodak Instamatic as a canvas device. This beautiful beach towel features his recognizable," Me bading at Blue Basin, de watar cold as ice"; it is a re-occurring theme in his paintings.

Artists towels are it, in contemporary Art

Produced by the Maracas Coconut Vendors Association, M.C.V.A. which funds the Save the Artists Towels Series, 2010*. The collection is part of W.H.E.Y, a commercial venture to sell more of Peter from off the walls, and onto your body, absorbing water from every hidden crevice.

Drip dry, image does not run unless bleached

Regular Price: $600.00 TT
Member Price: 10 % off

David Altmejd’s muse on Western Art

2010-04-19T14:00:00.000-07:00

Feinin's brain after death

David Altmejd is very clever, you just have to look at da Vinci's anatomical drawings,Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delight, Michelangelo's statue of David, Dadaism, death...... by flying shards of glass, with some Jeff and Cicciolina used within a biblical context by his sculptural collages, deeply influenced by Damien Hirst.

After David Altmejd the Holes

Tim's secret designer Elmo - Project Runway 7

2010-04-16T13:13:00.000-07:00

The Elmo K Mart Clearance Collection

Tim: " Elmo, surprise, it me honey"

Emilio: "Tim, Tim, did anyone see you? (They embrace) its been over four months Tim homely, how's my (white johnson) hanging?"

Tim: "Heidi wants us to go to Walt Disney Park as the gayest couple, the first for Runway Project."

Emilio: "That German hoe can't keep her mouth shut, rumors are she's going to chose parakeet Jay over that bisexual hybrid dominatrix Meanla."

Tim: "Emilio, let me give you a little education, carry this as your brand and the entire World would be laughing at you, common sense tells me, its over... "

Tim: "Lets clear it up Elmo to all the TV land fools out here that our animosity against each other is none of anyone business but Heidi's. You fell in love with me after I allowed our two extended hours on the burlap challenge to beat Ping's classic look with a hands on all over your bod, baby critique to what those three drunks are looking for like me inspecting your Harlem booty.“

Emilio: "I don't care what they think Tim homey, everyone is extremely jealous, I have first hand experience, yet exposing those vocal aired love squabbles helped us both, I was so hot then that I urinated on myself, but I did not see any mess over my fabric, I wonder who licked it up?"

Fascist Elmo, where is your secret lover ?

Tim: "Do what you ever want with me Elmo, I really don't see you facing all those people when your models get a fright over your collection, bets now it's all over with our relationship, and you darling and all your fascism will be in the recycle bin exported as land fill..."

After Project Runway 7

Feinin at the Whitney Biennial

2010-04-14T12:28:00.000-07:00

Purchased from the Whitney two hour Easter Bunny Sale…

A version parodying Andy Warhol inspection the art work

After Jessica Jackson Hutchins "Couch for a long time "

The Whitney explains: " Jessica Jackson Hutchins explores the relationships between people and objects and how they both form and inform each other. To create this work, Hutchins glued newspaper articles about Barack Obama on the surface of a sofa repurposed from her childhood living room. Ceramic pieces, grouped haphazardly on the couch, can be viewed as surrogates for the people who once sat on its cushions. Couch For a Long Time fuses public and private moments, creating a sense that monumental world events can pervade everyday life. "

After Richard Aldrich untitiled, wood on a pedestal

Together with an assemblage, the Whitney writes, Aldrich uses three scrap pieces of wood, which form a vaguely figurative sculpture, the installation embodies abstract autobiographical references in a meticulous, selective approach that characterizes much of his work

What I'm looking at is content, yes, but what do the folds suggest? After Tauba Auerbach.....

Anthony's big condom gown - Project Runway 7

2010-04-11T08:10:00.000-07:00

Anthony's elegance look

Project Runway episode 12

Seth :
Michael: 'Is this Jiminy Cricket from Walt Disney, and that model you have, who the fuck is she and what modern woman like me would have so many pants suits in my closet?”

Heidi: " Micheal, I think its time to take away his stud gun."

Seth: " I want my Valeria back"

Anthony:
Cynthia: “Any common sense person would wear your dress without looking like a clown. Look at them all, do you think Heidi would be caught dead in one besides yours? “

Anthony: “Thank you Cynthia, Michael thinks my dress looks like a big blue condom, something tells me that his papa used one, Anthony bets it was super small and slipped off somewhere smelly and scary ....I’ll never venture into. And granted you gave me $300 dollars, but Girl, I need some extra, sorry times are hard, why spend all that on raw silk for a one time wear? Would you rather drive here in a MAN MADE Benzs or go all natural on a donkey and cart?.”

Emilio:
Heidi: “Absolutely Ricky Ricardo, Lucy would be so proud." (In the many attempts to parody Emilio, I found myself soulless)

Emilio: "To answer your question Heidi since you did not asked me directly, I'll like to take you and Micheal to Walt Disney Park, Nina taste in fashion is a snooze, I think chewing all those coca leaves as a child has affected her sense and sensibility to understand clothing."

Mila:
Nina: “I love the Snow White look, lets talk after the show, there are a few alterations to be made. Why should Heidi covet the red carpet " Worst Dress List" four times running, I want to have the honour this time."

Michael: " And its so one-dimensional like you Nina"

Mila: "Why do men, Michael get all the attention.....oh, you are one of those fairy things..(she clears her throat)...sorry..(then addresses Heidi) I don't see Emilio wearing his four winning dresses up his ass, at least I wear what I make, not like that soul Greek cap he pretends to be the Know and Know all. Well you're a loser Emilio, ( tapping him on the shoulder with a yard stick) and why in God's name would your parents name you after a muppet, Emilio, Elmo, you see any difference? ( She turns to Jay) And why Jay did he not pick me? Why the Big tears, are you sleeping with Anthony again when I saved your fucking ass in the St. Marks look challenge?"

Coco Chanel

You can't understand fashion if you are told what it entails, glamor need not follow the footsteps after me, for the sake of looking your best, art caps it all.

Awake against the mysterious light...

2010-04-09T06:05:00.000-07:00

The disc encrusted with razor sharp thorns crystallized in ice

....I am told that God exists within us, I think of God as feathered, spiral joining me with you. What needs to be explained begins right behind the spine, looking, fascinating coil that enriches me. I am dead along others where marriage* rules in internal prayer. God knows nothing but speaks between the senses. God learns over the centuries and explores you against your will, worth, repeating challenges until your purpose is realized. Beyond life, beyond me, I too must resolve my empty solitude.

Forget this place, it seeks death in good

"Feinin walked towards the work, the matter made from cardboard resembled the spiral shape. He then proceeded to walk into the hand, This of cause is not a hand, but a giant cloud of mist,* it composed of everything you thought you knew. God's light shines, it vacillates though time, leaving tears at certain points. The character of Schiller are two energies brought as one.

Gulliver look directly at the hand of God, the storm which raged brought the boat up to the crest of a wave and then upon to flat plateau. This looked like a sun dial, the boat was beached dry and the chain was heavy to carry. Gulliver looked at the shadow, from were he stood, the dial casts at 2pm. In front of him, the disc approached, it glittered like razor sharp thorns. As it reached his face, it saw an opening., this is invisible to humans. The crystallized coil passed through it to eternity as it slid into the consciousness.. Schiller is truly fascinated by the mind, its opal shape, the blue disc that covers a porthole to the unknown. Once inside, the energy gravitates to nodes, it remaps and traces thought.. Whose it is does not matter. To the spiral, it fills the mind with possibilities. "

* Thought

Moses' mask

2010-04-08T03:45:00.000-07:00

In the study of Moses, I concluded that God or Gods were as one. Belief on the other hand was man's attempt to uncover its meaning, but remained divided.

Arguable one of the greatest biblical tale with a certain truth. A man, a mountain, a river, and village. Surmised over the centuries, a token of appreciation, a joyous reminder that belief can live with any fool, a ghastly hideous mirror. Over time remember him, Jacob, (Issachar), hymns preached to God, his true name unknown until unearthed. shepherds walk, keep avail in the distance, two Gods fight over me, I tell you some time in the future. Repent, Solomon, poetry, open sea (salt), creation of truths.

Rivers teach, man is complete, toiled next in generations to come, flocks call

In this feinin; I was cautious to merge a part of history that had been plagued with mystery and intrigued. In the self-portrait, I found a kind-heart of a simple teenager, mothered too much, but knew his role. The past all forgotten, but my presence still exists. I was young, I was afraid, I was loved, I was adorned, I was poisoned....King, ruler, submissive, charming, snake, torture, flowers, slaves, fire, death

Addendum: At first it sounded like Issahar

Mohammed and the Tree of Knowledge

2010-04-07T13:38:00.000-07:00

In this study, I ws overwhelmed with sense of calm, and a premonition, that the World was in revolt; Many attempts to set the scriptures wrong, without rule, man is empty by his will to be other than himself.

God's eye; God's spirit rises, God's will vanishes between my eyes, the heavens are open to me, beauty speaks among the leaves, fire transcends my time

At one point of this work, I had the urge to re-shoot the portrait, but blocked by "him". Why does Moses enter my consciousness?

n this feinin: I saw a believer. Here was a man full of ambition, a warrior capable of defending his own right. In the self-portrait, I realized a gentle eye, a poet, a man of his word and deed. Beauty, fearless, courage, petals, kind, heart

Gautama Buddha

2010-04-07T07:55:00.001-07:00

A boy, yes, afraid, but with a purity of the mind and craving for sex

In the feinin: I embodied a spirit more charming that I had ever encountered. I was told of the temptation of fame, the greed in possessions and the house which I belonged was my castle. This was a little boy, a stranger, but a master in his own right. The future was necessary for lessons, taught by courage and compassion. Here was a crown that awoken the centre. Prince, prophet, mandala, alone, supreme magic - (Believe in the circle)

The mind lies, truth is instilled from the heart

Mary Magdalene

2010-04-05T15:26:00.000-07:00

After Mary Magdalene - In a number of studies of Mary Magdalene, there seemed a void, emptiness, why? The closer I try to capture her, I am not moved

If only you see that the myth seeks those who are tempted, she was next to him, she sang his praise, but why treat this women with the lowest contempt. A lie you see, his was too young to stain with blood beneath the skin, " Lord is troubled" creatures that we are expose us forever. We are forgiven in his arms, the feet of Christ come forth. In the end, they will believe.

My wounds cut by stones, kneel to my rest, Amen

You took part in my execution

After completing theses studies, I had n overwhelming expansion from the centre of my chest.

Man knows God's servant

2010-04-04T06:11:00.000-07:00

This portrait began as a fashion model parody, it then it seamlessly transformed into something else. I conclude it is him, his second disciple.

Plaque, horizon, wall, Constantine, opium, blindness, thieves, abundance, cast(nets), Messiah, Jew

In an earlier self portrait, I was puzzled, more so by what I thought I believed to be true. In this mosaic, the (Messiah) is not that of Jesus of Nazareth, but rather of one of his ( Apostles). In this work, I felt encased in stone, mammoth, a presence of a law, a teaching and a permanent reminder of, under a political regime. Grand, powerful and far reaching.

Jonathan's drapery dress - Runway Project 7

2010-04-02T08:54:00.000-07:00

Ping sets standards - Curtain boobs wraps are in

Top ~~boobs~~ model at Merci des Benz show room, Frankfurt Germany

Red carpet Heidi 360º look; " I'm dropping that ~~Emilio~~ / Jesus / dress for this short sexy one by Jonathan, Brandice should see that having "big" boobs makes all the difference. My husband, Scar, has his "big" down there, at times I can't even walk straight in any dress. "

Blessed Crown of the Virgin Mary

2010-04-01T19:21:00.000-07:00

This has much to do with order

The first crown

What began as the study of Blessed Virgin Mary crown, I was transformed to what I believe to be the times of the Byzantine. The crown is on a head of a young man. This may be the origins of the Virgin Mary, I am sure it is the forth century. The premise of the Blessed Virgin Mary is the belief of the unconditional mother's love.

In the feinin: I have never been touched by a feeling that represented a mother's love for her infant. In this work, I searched to verify its meaning, and its truth in the abstraction and of its nonexistence, but it did not matter, its omnipresence of what it meant was overpowering, impacting and so (real). What I can tell you that it led me to an (epiphany) about inherently wanting, subconsciously. This was what love really means.

In the portrait of the Madonna, I felt the presence of a (blinding love), a bonding, and a child that was clingy, but mine altogether. But I knew that I was giving him up. His fragility, his inquisitiveness, his innocence. And I thought to myself, take good care of him, treat him well with respect and dignity, as he is my only. The (love) that I felt was the maternal bond.

It should be noted that this experience is not within a religious context.

Faith - Francis of Assisi

2010-03-31T20:29:00.001-07:00

Francis Bernardone - Faith is not about faith but of belief in oneself......
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The Stigmata of Giovanni Francesco di Bernardone after Giotto

You see, its too soon, yet the game seems taken by you, forever forgiven in dreams of hate. I am that who sees, blasphemy eyes over God, the savior of man in his humblest form. Choose not them against his will...Amen

If you want to believe in Christianity, you must believe in the faith of Francis of Assisi. This work at first had a purity, but then I neglected the very fact that he, Francis of Assisi believed more within himself than what others expected of their faith.

Who is this saint that not of Assisi?

In the feinin: So I was jailed, never mind that. Believe in something, almighty, grand, inspiring. Sit near a tree, give you time to God, almighty heaven. I saw your brother, I kissed his feet, I tore a ligament, I bled to the floor. Solitude, great almighty, majestic love in perfection. All around me I sang to thee, all around me I sang to thee. Impossible to think, I was jailed you see. Order, laceration, magical gift, monks, loser, courage, patronization, scrotum

With these two studies, the crucifixion piece and Saint, I became very particular over the details, but also I was frustrated at each stage not getting it right. I want better of this. Why am I doing this I've been asked many times, I don't have an answer and I am at a stage were I really don't know, nor am I fully enjoying the experience so independently alone without some sort of tactile intervention.

Beyond what I believe, there lies the truth, Justice is never pure, until your hands are tied, beaten, robbed, cast with stone. Love wanders far from the souls who seek his name. " Where is he before him"

Resurrection

2010-03-30T06:48:00.000-07:00

Blind but then I could see

On this holy Easter, resist the temptations rights, over yonder he seeith Moses. Cast stones across his back, blood pouruth, weep alone in desert, cry again to him, lost leaves drink over manure. Troubled ghostly fable that the Lord has risen in him too lies beauty.

In this study, I covered my body with olive oil, I am assuming it has a biblical significance. Who was this Jesus? Where is his heart? Over time he saw himself as Lord, Father of the Hebrews until love conquered eternal memory

Mila's Pocahontas dress - Project Runway 7

2010-03-26T07:35:00.000-07:00

Mode style the latest glamour for the 1920's

Brandice, " This dress is something I've always wanted"

Brandice, "This is so much better than nearly tripping in that dress before." Low Model walks to the centre of the catwalk, disrobes and assembles an Indian tent. A first for Project runway designed by Mila

Barack, have you made your decision?

Judges of Runway Project episode 10, Heidi Klum and Michelle Barack Obama

Barack: "Heidi Heidi Hoe, Sister Franklin lent Prez super Air force 1 fly her Jemima bow head tie, I'm kicking with you honey tonight , lets see some chain fence twat on that upscale catwalk..."

Emergency phone: " Yes babes, I borrowed your shawl from your prized Jacqueline K closet. Is the country running OK? Is there anything more, cause you're holding up my nuke, guess whose next line..."

Barack: ” I think Mila’s dress could be winter covers for NASA’s space shuttle rocket boosters”

Heidi: “ I like that Brandice took the initiative to carry a spare scissor to cut herself out of that dress”

Maharajah Duleep Singh

2010-03-24T06:56:00.000-07:00

Black Prince of Perthshire

This this study of the Punjab prince, I felt as if as I child, the jewels and pearls that adorned my head and neck seemed perfect, I judged it by its weight. The turban other the other hand was an art it itself. The process of wrapping the head is complex yet beautiful and extremely sensual to watch. I am also wearing the Kohinoor diamond. This stone is part of the British Crown today. The British in history are known as thieves.

Wear this father, show them the truth, enter a dream fur filled with empty joy, return thee, beneath the earth, as found

Giventh he oh Holy One, through dreams we weep.For gone to known Jahan the Queen deserve stone, mourn cross this land to shores cape. Beauty. Love, honour magic, superstitions, alone casts.

I too see thee, a light cold within all saith. Weep blue crystal, my child confessed, rude, far-reach the diamond in hand so white, tippy toe around lamps, fortune, jealousy, rude, fly away from my hand, alone I see terrible as I sit, father, oh why thy name rules an infant wandering joy, casts the stone back as far as it glows, ....omen....blight crushed my knees, they takenth (Opel)* , father's curse set upon thee...

The the second part of this work, I was carried to a place which I remembered, to a time where I could see. Pain, regret, hardship, the stone amassed a time capsule, the bearer will never survive eternal bliss.

Maharaja Ranjit Singh - If it lies beneath your bed, charm will take your soul, for those women close to it perish sons abyss doom. Raj waters petrified the stone, beneath me terror awakes, armies forge, time will tell, its demise

Kohinoor's charm

The first verse of the text was lost, this is what I remember.

I was bound by rope, raped and sodomized,.....stone......Holy One,....Setting sun,......

* Meaning its shape and brilliance

Project Runway - If Mila and Ping reunited

2010-03-19T13:54:00.000-07:00

April Issue

Ping after Mila look

Project Runway with Feinin, " I'm me, I use to think I was you, but, now I'm me, that's why I straighten my hair to look like you." Heidi, Heidi Heidi Hoe, yuh better eh say Auf Wiedersehen to meh in yuh tweeter voice wit false teet grin, I far have morals, meh eh auf meh brassiere like you in de sea.

Ping: " Its all my idea Mila, I think its just gorgeous as the fabric drapes over the model's body like a burlap rice bag in a classical way. I love the hat, its funky, hee hee,"

Milia: " Ping, Ping, Ping, Pong! Is that a door bell. Hello, is anyone there who can sew like me, and look at my signature scarfs and jacket, its unique, just like Seth's black leather pants suits. Feinin has such strong features, Brandise should be a little concerned, I am so not so loyal in picking her again. "

Tim: "Girls, girls tell me what happening here, who's the catty one?"

Ping: " You see Tim, this time the fabric loops around the waist , and covers up the buttocks, testis and phallus."

Feinin: ""Tim, she kept giggling when she checked which way it hung, I told her to stop after four or five hand fitting. She just does not listen, I think she should be deported, anyway I decided to borrow Brandise's under garment to cover myself up."

Milia:" Tim, I am using my brilliant signature chest board pattern, no one here has the ability to see what I am really doing, that is muted colour blocking. I can see no one too can design or sew as good as me. Hey Tim, don't touch my Brother sewing machine."

Tim: "Girls, girls I really don't like it at all, really, it tiresome Ping...good work team leader Mila."

The judging:

Nina: “There is something unique here, I love the sack look, I like that feinin can reach into Brandise’s signature look and pocket, but I question the bee mask, I was expecting a smoke can. This is backward thinking fashion."

Michael: "For God sake, that's about one hundred years ago. this art deco, the romanticism wig look is history, and remember Feinin is allergic to hairnetting, is that head piece toxic foam, Ping is stepping out of her 1920's to a mode, sleek modem look, Feinin pulled it off beautifully, I think its rice paddy couture."

Heidi: " I like how Feinin carried this look, I also love the two piece farmer brown bodice and skirt. I could see myself in it on the cover of marie claire once I cut away Mila's unconventional black and white pattern flaps, must we all bear this again?"

Guest Madonna: " Who did the sewing here, it looks like Ping took control, it is darned so well, I love to see it as a label."

Of course this is a parody from the television show Project Runway, So I decided to make a dress using cloth and crocus bag secured with safety pins and masking tape.

Indians of America

2010-03-12T13:46:00.000-08:00

I had major issues over this work as if my representation avoided the greater meaning of the beginning of life, if so, I am strangely fascinated by man's void in an universe so vast, untouched by man's creation, no world such as this may exist....

Indians of the Amazon

In composing the traditional carnival character of the fancy Indian, I thought of the Indian native to the Americas and attempted at first to make a garment, then I made a moccasin shoe using a square piece of cloth. Overall, I felt as if I was mocking a culture. But as I thought of the Indian, I thought too of the continent and the migration of its peoples from the tip of south America across to Russia.

Look ah cascadura*

Then I thought, if this planet was a rock which separated to form land masses, the formation of the sea may have occurred when an ice comet collided and disintegrated the side of the planet where the Pacific ocean exists and struck where it is the deepest. In the catastrophic explosion, the moon may have been a fragment caught in the gravitational pull, and the craters left behind filled with the remains of the comet, ie, water. The water then became contaminated by the fusion * of molten rock which made it salted. As the water boiled, the water evaporated and condensed over the plates, and the sun's energy produced living plasma through the process of photosynthesis.

Mocking Bird

In the American Indian culture, ceremonies involve creating the movement of an eagle

* The cascadura is a fresh water catfish native to Trinidad
** Sulfur and sodium

Stilt Walker

2010-03-10T14:07:00.001-08:00

The Stilt Walker

In this study of the stilt walker or in Trinidad Old Mas, "The Moko Jumbie" I was concerned over my safety. Toppling over and falling for art would be a header. Yet the concept was to camouflage myself behind a bush as would an African Stilt-Walker to see and warn of foreboding danger.

On a ladder In preparation

The high lookout

JAB JAB

2010-03-09T13:22:00.001-08:00

Carnevil

The Diable Diable with a decorative mirror breast plate and foot bell tassels

The traditional carnival character Jab Jab or Diable Diable. The costume follows the traditions of the Medieval jester. The Jab Jab carries his whip and competes by the art of cracking it and combating a rival in physical whip fights.

Jab Jab cracking his whip

The bat

2010-03-08T04:51:00.000-08:00

Specimen 1

As I woke, this small bat was lying on the bed sideboard, deceased but still warm before rigor mortis had set in. Its quite a marvel....We are humbled

Specimen 2

Specimen 3

I also examined the bat’s weight and sex. I found the mammal to be quite heavy, and that too in relation to its wing span, the ratio was short. I wondered over the beginnings of the human flight, and her fashionable coat to kept warm during those cold night flights.

Imps - A nation of many

2010-03-05T05:50:00.000-08:00

Imps and colorful devils

Winged imps

In the category of traditional carnival devils, this character is called an imps. The imps paints his body with black tar, white, red or more popular seen in blue paint. He carries a whistle, haunts and berates spectators as he canvases for money by doing tricks, namely fire-throwers. The dance is a slow side to side hop accompanied by band instrumental performers who use Crix biscuit tins as the sounding drum.

The Bookman character is similar although he carries a larger devil headpiece and a book listing the names of those carnival masqueraders whose deeds have earned them a free ticket ride to hell.

The Cow Band character - Traditional Carnival

2010-03-02T15:16:00.000-08:00

The loose cow

The traditional character generally rampages through the crowd and acts like a bull, an imps keeps him at bay with a whistle and whip

The garment can be made from burlap or dry fig leaves, the latter should not be worn in case it is lit. Cases have been reported.

King sailor final dance - Feinin

2010-02-27T12:26:00.000-08:00

The sailor with his fire stoker. Where dem udder King sailors, is war still in Iraq cause me ain't see only is me like here

My bladder bust, me pelt behind wall and pee* river like Caroni and is only two Man Guinness ah drink cost meh meh whole month salary....

In traditional carnival, the Fancy king sailor wears an elaborate head-piece, a decorative symbol on the back of the shirt, and bell bottoms trousers. The uniform is copy of the American sailor based in Trinidad during the second world war. It is also the time the oil steel drums was invented into the musical instrument Trinidadian call the steel drum. An important aspect of the sailor is his arsenal of baby powder and his or her sailor dance.

* A common site during Trinidad carnival are men urinating on walls, and women over drains

White bat - Feinin

2010-02-24T18:31:00.000-08:00

The traditional bat character

This is the traditional bat, in the study, I had hoped, if I was more flexible, that arching my back further may have worked along the lines of what I thinking of. I also wanted to hang upside down from a tree branch, but it risk falling and causing injury. Wrapping the cloth around my body also gave me beans.

Midnight Robber Rustler

2010-02-19T03:44:00.001-08:00

The Midnight Robber character is based on the Mexican revolution fighter, here he is toting his firearm and sombrero hat

Robber speech: "On a breezy morning, like ah king out of hell, I drift across de Savannah to see who dere. Obeah make dem drink, spinning flasks toil grave stone ride only by bus. Ah bamsee pass meh straight, de horn dem does fight, is Tuesday mask parade. Obeah money rise from ghosts pelt stone at she. Ah tornado coming, ghosts in a panic, money thunder, Tobago higher. Drink, mess wit obeah, candle bright squeaking imps, bottle sins, Rose pelt bottle back.

Corbeaux miss treat lion, is jackass moon-walking leprechaun. De Queen know him free, waiting jewels, Christmas time, bite she hand. Trickster Tuesday, monkey pee near tree, bust bottle, cap cut. Drink swift Trinbago monster, blue band next, AIDS limp wine, Tuesday payol messing wit water glue. Naked, curse, fadas noose, chest game winner, Corbeaux reach, cinema picture perfect, bomb school teacher, class take cover, is obeah licks, teacher cry, run a mock, best village, San Fernando taxi stand crash, is meh first test creeping across dem coaster car brake jam, bamsee empty jam. Buff, patang, screech, lopsided, spinning wheels.

Chicken nest, cock feet rampage, Ajax roti curry fig. Look money teach monster fadar country, Rainorama hotel cock fight lose. Tuesday masqueraders, pantie bust. Two sinners scratch, bite, pull, till tot tots flop out as dem man wit roti curry saltfish gold cap grin, spin and wine on ah nudder sinner rump.

Bottle heading, swing flying across meh teet. Pang, whatang, jook, look cuff....pencil sharp inside neck, suffer det. Money problem accuse. Robber wicked, fire mouth, shark fin grouper, swallow and emasculate traitors in a land of many. Soca, obeah hand, toejam reap high from dem toe, is many fall dead marching on grave stone road.

Potato, carrot, weed pie sweet, jump up sinners, bounce ah Mac truck. Ajax cement flour mix juice, lucky, cancer treat dem well, Old, fat wish, stone hedge coffin, passing La Basse cook, fry rice, chicken pilau soup, oops meh time to reap,water so stink, follow meh to town, bus route wrong, Obeah trickster, Charlotte street roadside pavers candle bright, obeah now rest for dem Tuesday evening mêlée lap.

Lookout money, dem corrupt singers, tell is I who draw, fire, shoot de King of mas. Follow, rise beneath Charlotte. Money wavers, look, is trickster coco payol empty gun, stop meh dead, bring back sweetee, tulum, conchs, shilling price......money rise and send meh back to hell".

Dame Lorraine - Rachel Pringle

2010-02-12T14:15:00.001-08:00

Dame Lorraine, Rachel Pringle of Barbados

The Barbadian beauty woes, ....men break* in their pants. She releases her merkin belt, Canadian Newfoundlanders ** arrive at the Puerto de España docks...

The black Marilyn Monroe Lorraine

Rachel: "If dat tuna fish whore feel because she sleep wit John Focking K feel she have ting on meh, well meh sweet sugar cane juice and vat rum make meh flat land owner nearly give way CANADA for we black molasses whiplash syrup dem Jah make ca make meh so breed in Bajan prime pollock".

One of the many portraits of Pringle

In the Dame Lorraine studies, I had encountered many compounded problems keeping all together the elements of the costume, this was a parody of Rachel Pringle, but the studies look much like Chris Ofilli's portraits. Regardless of the outcome, I need assistance in these types of parodies where I am unable to see correctly, there were details that went array.

* Cum
** Canadian Atlantic cod

Cézanne's model

2010-02-10T21:18:00.000-08:00

The first study of Paul Cézanne which there are flaws, yet I found his disposition as a fiery fighter. Cézanne marked his territory regardless of his friendship with other impressionist painters, he despised Gauguin.

After Louis-Auguste Cézanne, Reading
and Renoir's young girl at the piano

In Pierre-Auguste Renior, the facial posture and buttocks and small of the back was necessary to accentuate the likeness of his (female) nudes, however in this portrait the bust statue out vision. The photograph is over exposed. The cloth that rests on the chair may be as old of Renior's paintings. It should be noted that these were long exposures that exceeded 10 seconds. Renoir deemed himself as a private individual, his devotion to beauty is kept in secret.

Paying attention to the tilt of the hat and the subject's glare at the painter

Hirst sets a world indoor record at Tate's turbine hall

2010-02-07T18:05:00.000-08:00

Bring out the beast

Damian confronts his morality at 32 km/h* leaving a trail of horse manure to fill the crack** at Tate Modern's turbine hall

The bull: "Lets get it straight , which deity you've got to worship?"

Hirst: "Mother of Gold, Sister of Money...you Messiah!"

Cow: " My milk feeds your children, how dare you denigrate my body"

Still-life, "Head Hunter" after Paul Cézanne

* Speed based on the Tiger shark

** The installation, Shibboleth at the Tate gallery in London, England
See the feinin of Hirst 's spin paintings

Dead Torreador

2010-02-06T14:15:00.000-08:00

After Dead Torreador

Over the few troubled feinins on the subject of Édouard Manet, this study completes his wish, he knew never reap what one had not sewn.

An act of defiance

"Money you cunt" - Manet

2010-02-05T09:38:00.000-08:00

Remembrance

Skull

I am stumped whether I can explain it, it resists, yet, "Money" is at the center and with the more elaborate sets which Manet's paintings are referred to.

The Virgin

In Le Suicidé and Le Buveur d'absinthe it was important to give an incandescent (candle) ambiance to the room, the mirror and his reflection was also necessary in Bar Folies Bergere. I also paid attention to the garment with the portrait, these trousers are actually my mother's pants with I packed my underwear to lift and give the illusion of it bellowing effect.

Bolt of cretonne

The floor for an example was simply laying a bolt of cretonne cloth on the ground. The blood stain handkerchief is notorious in its meaning, for Manet remembers, " Money" caused his dying fate. Alone, money, sex, caused his lament, I have lampooned it precisely.

Love is risk, it matters to no one, Schiller asked, "I dance with many martyrs, alone he sings me praise"

Manet's superstition

2010-02-05T09:26:00.000-08:00

"Mademoiselle your petals are outrageous" after Olympia

Part 3

Édouard Manet's loneliness

2010-02-05T05:58:00.000-08:00

After "Le Buveur d'absinthe"

After Bar Folies Bergere

Part 2

More falures

Édouard Manet' love note

2010-02-05T00:22:00.000-08:00

After Manet's suicide

Part 1

The End of an Era - Kiefer or Ofilli

2010-02-03T14:18:00.000-08:00

At the opening of Damien Hirst's exhibition, a child looked at the cow's head and screeched, "It talks"... The Cow's face expressed it as well, "No", the boy said, "you're not too happy about Damien after mooing to him that you believe in Hinduism. Why did you not moo more that you were the reincarnated original tiger shark, his prized nicknamed "Daisy" # 1, he might have giving you a break".

After Aperiatur Terr a by Kiefer

Dead man walking after Ofilli

Banana boat

Man running no where

The child looked and then he wondered? "Why did Hirst do Hirst? Why not koons' aquarium tank with one rectangle cut synthetic diamond."

Oscar Claude Monet's Camille

2010-02-03T13:05:00.000-08:00

Camille after Monet

"Reading to her", A detail from another perspective

Self portrait

"One day you left"...It all makes sense

A reader asked, “If possible, would love to see you make some photos done in the style of the painter Claude Monet. Preferably closer to his stuff circa. 1917-1926″

I encountered many problems with this study, it left me puzzled until I realized……..The umbrella was destroyed, I misplaced one side of two pairs of shoes. I found Monet to be at quiet man, but not at peace.

Peggy Guggenheim's pavillion at La Biennale di Venezia MMX

2010-02-01T19:36:00.000-08:00

Peppermint Wrigley sculpture at the entrance to the Guggenheim

Ghost, who lifted a piece of my chewing gum after Barry Flanagan

A posthumous exhibition of Peggy Guggenheim's favorite work at the Pavilion La Biennale di Venezia MMX

There are many misconceptions over heiress Peggy Guggenheim, in the study, I put myself in a straight jacket as If she suffered from madness, indeed she was, yet her persona was not what it was presented to be, beneath, she loyalty to her collection was kept under her nose. The spectacle are just sun glasses.

Do-Ho Suh - Memorial art

2010-02-01T09:44:00.000-08:00

Why this failed

Study 1 Armored coat

Study 2 Chicken wire, glass, pebble stones

Study 3 Weave-mat, chicken wire, pebble stones

Do-Ho Suh's installation pieces are about war, remembrance, oppression and colliding ideologies produced in a sophisticated manner, if he be. These are art memorials. Do-Ho Suh installations are an combination of large medium or small toy action figures, yet they seem too literal in it's meaning.

Cultural paradox after seoul home

In western culture, this is not a toilet, but a bidet. " Isn't art appreciation wonderful"

Please add any kind of facade, obelisk or make-shift room primarily a kitchen, bedroom or toilet or as with Do-Ho Suh's, two buildings colliding to the list

Kiki Smith by Feinin

2010-01-29T19:40:00.000-08:00

Tying up some loose ends

After Kourai

After Lying with the Wolf

After Rapture

Chained after Tale by Kiki smith, a sculpture depicting a naked women with a trail of excrement expelled from her anus, it is abhorrent

I am not sure I understand Kiki Smith’s work, but I do realize that she has an obsession with wolves, be it dead or alive. Underneath though, her work has a pagan ritual. In the second parody, Messenger where a number of gold leaf strips are tied together and suspended from the ceiling, she includes a bird which is perched in flight as part of the installation. As simple as it was, my structure collapsed and fell apart regardless of how I tried to secure bars together.

I also refused to put it up in the gallery space as it gave the same type of energy as with Tom Fredmans' parodies. At one point I would have collected all the bars and arranged them in a bond fire to be burnt. So I decided an alternative, a bird feeder.

After the Messenger

Yes, it’s real after keeping still for some time, the birds got use to me.

After Hanging Woman

This installation of a woman being hung brought back memories of the work by Mike Kelley but it was not as ominous. Although I had great difficulty keeping the upper part in place, the strains of thread also give hell. What does this all mean? Wiccan.

"Burnt on a Friday, full moon...

Till the Fat lady sings - Feinin's mission is over

2010-01-27T14:56:00.000-08:00

Crown and Cod piece

Over Eighty parodies of contemporary artists by constructing and assembling a replica of the actual work completed every 24 hours with no assistance or money spent with materials found from my personal possession. I think that's a Guinness World Record...if so noted.

Favorites were Damien Hirst, Mariko Mori, Jeff Koons, Master Chris tar far Cosy ay Tearorist Righ tar and Bono parodies.

Other studies I considered as art such as the Last Supper , Robert Mapplethorpe and the pharaoh and the Gulliver series.

Ann Hamilton's Muffin

2010-01-27T10:21:00.000-08:00

Ann Hamilton's nose after her portrait

After (body object series) #5-bushhead and Malediction
During her performance, she could not take it, drawn to her freshly baked muffin.

Ann's muffin* addiction, raspberry with walnuts and lightly dusted with sugar icing

I like Ann Hamilton, I like her mechanical paper device in Corpus, it reminds me of the World Trade Center collapse.

* Bear in mind, muffin has another connotation....Bite the bullet my child

YoYoCo Oh No at The Metropol Itan Museum of Art

2010-01-26T21:07:00.000-08:00

The Actor

YoYoCo Oh No at the The Metropol Itan after the incident at the The Metropolitan Museum of Art

A significant masterwork was ripped apart after YoYoCo Oh No attending an art class at the Metropol Iton. Ms. Oh No slipped on a dollar note and lost her footing, falling into the Pablo Picasso’s 1904, “The Actor” painting. Someone screamed, “YoYoCo is this your cut me a piece of you performance?“, as the guest celebrity was demonstrating traditional Chinese origami to an art class how to make a circle from one sheet of paper. The dollar that cause her to slip is in dispute. Who left it there? Does Ms. YoYoCo Oh No's thrift coat need mending? Will the Metropol Itan restoration specialist offer to darn it?

The painting behind the Metropol Itan guest instantly was slashed like a boxing day sale with 40 % off its value of $ 130 million dollars. A stock market crash evaporating millions at the hands of a former performance artist with her Damien diamond tip surgical scissors worth exactly the same. YoYoCo Oh On chucked in lyric, " ♫ What's wrong with a small tear, don't you know the painting ts now worth triple in value and there will have fools like myself grokking all over the canvas trying to see how well the Metropol Itan mended it when next it is hung flat on the ceiling ♫". Authorities quickly seduced her at once and took her below. There, she was thrown into a mob of slam-dance artists and song writers, penance to teach them not to follow in her footsteps.

The diamond studded platinum surgical pair of shears and dollar bill taken as evidence. Authorities have induced that the momentum of the 50 pound weight caused the 23.6 inch gash as Ms. YoYoCo Oh No lunged back onto Picasso's "The Actor" right at his ulnar nerve, now the most priceless work of Art in America and due to Ms.Oh No's incapacity of using the Hirst diamond shears

Sorry John

Here is a self portrait, so daunting and so prophetical in its meaning. A feinin I didn't expect of a young singer who dreamed the impossible and triumphed over a disability. A writer who transformed the music world, lifted the hearts of many through his words, softy reminding how wonderful, how truly superb, life, living, God, sex...In this work, I saw myself in reflection, as a man in eternal grief, proud, troubled and statuesque.

A question in Art History - Who am I parodying?

2010-01-24T10:11:00.000-08:00

After Milk

Jeff Wall is known for his large color back lit colour transparencies.

Mona Hatoum's bed

2010-01-23T12:41:00.000-08:00

The most stupid parody

These springs feel like barbwire after Mona Hatoum

I experienced a measured amount of anger with this installation. I also was particular that the floor was swept and the bed post and bars relatively clean. In assembling the colanders, the entire process seemed vindictive. Who would think of making such a sculpture so hazardous that it could maim someone as it did, pricking me. Overall Mona Hatoum's installations are of oppression, confinement and of excess baggage, I find them superficial and just duplicates, yet with this work there was a stilling to it.

The suicide terrorist after Mona Hatoum's colander

Ai Wei Wei's self portrait by feinin

2010-01-23T10:58:00.000-08:00

After Ai Wei Wei's self portrait

Ai Wei Wei is not a slender man, from the portrait, it took great effort for him to lift his hefty body into the air. His portrait has a particular meaning.

Wangechi Mutu’s perched throne

2010-01-23T08:32:00.000-08:00

Mutu creates an evocative curtained environment, scattered throughout with Mutu’s ‘Thrones’, simple wooden chairs perched on elongated legs, suggesting a hush arbor, or so-called safe haven – Performa

Feinin's precarious dance under a latrine. Mutu’s works with collages, her work closely resembles Chris Offili

What is an contemporary installation without this device called a chair, stool or table hung from stilts, hung from poles, wire, hung upside down, broken in two, twisted, placed in a circle, at a corner, what have you, but most likely an antique. I don’t think I’ve seen this type of throne used before, am I the first?

Nan Goldin's abusive boyfriend

2010-01-22T13:13:00.000-08:00

" What you need is a good slap Brian", after Nan and Brian in bed, NYC

Perhaps one of the two most famous photographs by Nan Goldin. The other is a self portrait of her black eye from "Brian". Her work is based on relationships mostly underground of transsexuals, love, lost and acts of narcissism.

"Among Goldin's greatest strengths is her use of color as a catalyst for amplifying
the emotional tenor of the moment. In one of her better-known images, Nan and Brian
in Bed, NYC, 1983, the scene is suffused with a crepuscular orange glow that palpably captures the lugubrious mood of a dying relationship". - the nan goldin story by Mia Fineman

After Breakfast in bed in Venice

Jason Rhoades' chocolate cherry feinin

2010-01-22T02:47:00.000-08:00

Strawberry glaze with sprinkles over a cinnamon doughnut

Fudge chocolate over strawberry glaze on a vanilla doughnut lightly sprinkled after Jason Rhoades, Donut Installation, ca 2001

I very much like the installation work of Jason Rhoade, his neon signage hangings makes you wonder what a poontang doughnut muncher he was.

Jason Rhoade is a closeted Evis Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries (technically a self taught interior designer)who is married to Patsy Stone, his adviser, daughter to Mrs. Betty Slocombe and Mr. James Dick Lucas.

In memory of Jason Rhoades 1965-2006

Homage to Black Pussy

Diving into a dark chocolate custard pink frost butter pecan doughnut with protection - Elvis Lives

Pipilotti Rist - If only I was Kruger

2010-01-20T07:31:00.000-08:00

" love is beyond me ", after Pipilotti Rist,

if only you were Barbara Kruger you'll mock less

Pipilotti Rist is not ugly, but she purports herself in a whimsical way as to be. But she disguises her looks to enable attention. But are there other issues, I gather she is troubled over my parody. The still is taken from her video where she wipes her face on a glass wearing heavy makeup to give the visual smudging affect. I recorded a short film of this but it too is a mocking.

Barbara Kruger on the other is unattractive and she uses beauty as a weapon to engage her underling despair. So the tables are turned.

There are a few revisions to Barbara Kruger's slogans. Did we mention were her ideas originated from? Alexander Rodchenko

MY GENES HAVE BETRAYED ME

I AM UN SEXED BECAUSE OF YOU BOTH

I AM CAGED BECAUSE OF MY OBLIGATIONS TO YOU

COME LETS NEGOTIATE YOUR LIFE

Gabriel Orozco's shoe by Feinin

2010-01-19T16:09:00.000-08:00

" You can't drag your money into the grave with you" - Barbara Kruger (untitled)

"I am tired, these are shoes, alone, old, lifeless" after Gabriel Orozco

"I've often thought my heart as the strongest organ

I know that my life resists, my blood is water to feed the sharks that swim close.

Then it wakes, the blood rejects, whatever is left is dust" after My Hands Are My Heart. 1991

A Feinin parody of Gabriel Orozco's photograph, the heart formed from clay. He also used a empty shoe box titled, "Empty Shoe Box". 1993, Shoe box, 12.4 x 33 x 21.6 cm shown at the Moma retrospective in 2010.

Orozco's empty shoe box should be looked upon by its label, the viewer wants to know what type of shoe was bought. Does he own it? Did he wear it on the opening? Or does the empty box represent another meaning?

Most likely, it was a brogue shoe as it generally symbolizes wealth.Artist like Barbara Kruger have employed it as a device with her slogan. Gabriel Orozco's flaw is that he forgot to leave the tissue paper in his installation, as a reminder of the newness of it. At 1993 Venice Biennale Orozco lay mention, “What is most important is not so much what people see in the gallery or the museum, but what people see after looking at these things, how they confront reality again”. A janitor at the Biennale thought of it the same way, in reality, he removed it from the floor and trashed it.

Christopher Wool + Feinin

2010-01-18T20:00:00.001-08:00

After Christopher Wool's typography and graffiti paintings

The Gagosian Gallery writes,Christopher Wool is best known for his paintings of large, black, stenciled letters on white canvases. Here is a concept of the word Haiti* via Christopher Wool's typography.

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*The work above was burnt

During the period of parodying Subodh Gupta's sculptures I experienced a wave of bothersome energy until I burnt this work.

Vera Lutter's flower portraits

2010-01-18T10:23:00.000-08:00

The hibiscus pistil and stamen on cotton gauze

After Samar Hussein, 2003-2009

In her series, "Samar Hussein", the photographer Vera Lutter remembers the civilian deaths caused from the Iraq war from a 2003 till 2007. Samar Hussein was the first war casualty. The portraits of the hibiscus flower's cycle is to commemorate her untimely demise.

I had an intone of flops over these portraits. Can art release their wondering?

Money

2010-01-16T12:25:00.000-08:00

The learning curve after Warhol

Epitaph

Shirin Neshat's tree of knowledge

2010-01-15T06:20:00.000-08:00

After Shirin Neshat Women Of Allah *

After temptation

*In this study of Shirin Neshat's work, I had a strong urge to concleal a weapon beneath the makeshift headscarf. I apposed it at every step. Wearing this attire, I experienced two observations. Under the veil, I could see at will, and that my body was protected under this shroud of cloth.

Tony Feher's long term pillow

2010-01-14T12:24:00.000-08:00

A crocus bag of stone, dog food and plastic flowers after Tony Feher long term pillow 1997

Moved after Peace Prize

Next to me, what's this?

Though he could never be called a Minimalist, Tony Feher often does as little as possible to transform a salvaged offcut into a finished work; one piece from 2007 consists of nothing more than a crumpled bit of silver foil. - Timeout

Tom Friedman’s Untitles

2010-01-12T07:38:00.000-08:00

Untitled after Tom Friedman Play Doh, 1997

Blood money

After untitled

Genesis after Tom Friedman

Tom Friedman the writes the Solomon R. Guggenheim creates sculptures out of everyday materials. Since 1990 he has worked with such commonplace household items as toothpaste, cubes of sugar, cereal boxes, Pepto-Bismol, and Life Savers. With painstakingly labor-intensive and time-consuming craftsmanship, Friedman transforms these modest resources into delicate, whimsical, and uncanny objects, ranging from self-portraits to abstract geometric configurations.

A cup of sait after Tom Friedman

The Devil' nest

The Devil' nest II

The Devil' nest III

These series of art installations were ominous, I considered "The Devil's Nest" satanic in nature. The portrait is the devil, Lucifer. Three toilet rolls were used to represent the goat's bull horn and chin. The question is why? Is there an underlining connection with Friedman's whimsical pieces? The gallery space was fumigated. The work was dismantled, trashed and the cocoyea ribs burnt.

Martin Parr at StudioFilmClub

2010-01-09T16:26:00.000-08:00

"What does the neon sign read, Scotchman's Yard? " after Martin Parr 6/8

This was the first time to Port of Spain, Trinidad and ~~Tobago~~. I had attended the CHOGM and liked very much the island. I was invited to the StudioFilmClub to see a screening of a big blue bat with sparkles. When I arrived it was awfully quiet, I had to carry my camera in my large handbag and over my coat and dress, the nights lately have been quite chilly.

I have a sense that I been spooked

The steps to this opening made me dizzy, I had to grab hold onto the avant-garde hand railing. It was impossible to think this artists run establishment refused many times to install a service elevator, I am a middle aged man, my hearing is bonkers, my foot swells in this temperature, shamrock. Finally, I reached the heading. What a lovely array of flower pots, does this installation belong to Martin Creed? Waste and empty wine cartons, so who had a party? Mate, did I miss the limbo dance?

Damien Hirst's half cast Subodh Gupta

2010-01-07T17:36:00.000-08:00

Poverty exists, who wants a cast of it

Subodh Gupta after Subodh Gupta

Subodh Gupta I am guessing thinks the art world needs a vegetation Damien Hirst. He has been chosen.

The medicine cabinet, the orange pills and stainless steel utensils

Subodh Gupta work is ostentatious, the Saatchi gallery says he employs many of the original techniques of French conceptualist Marcel Duchamp by elevating the ready-made into an art object, but were readymades considered as art? I love how the gallery promotes him, look closely, do all the body part fit?

U.FO. is another work made up of hundreds of brass water utensils that are soldered together to resemble a flying saucer. This gleaming sculpture is amusing yet pertinent to ideas of sustainability, poverty and notions of otherness. The repetition of forms and the exaggeration of scale is a common element in Gupta’s work. See his work though the Saatchi gallery

Yoshitomo Nara's mango girl in curry after " A penny for belief II"

Fucking cutlery after " Spooning"

Subodh Gupta's cardboard box after "Aam Aadmi" and " Jeff the Koons"

Wall with diya after "Wall"

In his new works Gupta moves away from composite sculptures towards objects that possess an auratic quality. Readymade commodities experience transformations in scale and material, transmogrifying from factory-produced items into extraordinary artefacts. - See the samples at Hauser & Wirth

It should be noted that these studies require readers to know the actual work parodied or otherwise it should be viewed as a reference point via the links.

As I dragged that trunk into the space, I apposed it at every stage. This is not a gallery, I don't have a staff or a forklift. The installation is still up and that's usual, by default, the work itself has a human quality, but Gupta sculpture is just a tree coming out of a wall. Now I have to get that ton of a trunk out after making like in all small / median and large silly replicas.

So is Subodh Gupta a fool, are curators foolish enough to tag him with Marcel Duchamp? The answer in yes, he's playing the game, jack of all trades.

The comment over Subodh Gupta's work makes it clear that installation art must be highly finished and should possess a larger than life stature but not necessarily to mean anything but a conglomerated fuse to project and mask as an identifiable portrait, still life, object or thing. Hence, if it looks like a mango and it even has the weight of it, but if you find yourself in a situation famished, you'll taste the sweetest art in your career.

Mike Kelley's Frankenstein

2010-01-07T13:23:00.000-08:00

My rag boll collection after Mike Kelley

His work questions the legitimacy of ‘normative’ values and systems of authority, and attacks the sanctity of cultural attitudes toward family, religion, sexuality, art history, and education. Mike Kelley on PBS

I found this installation to resemble a pile of rag dolls disturbing. The work was dismantled soon after it was photographed.

Never you mind....

MK: From the response I was getting to my works with stuffed animals and craft materials-people went on about how the work was about child abuse. What was my problem? Why was I playing with these toys? Had I been abused? Was I a pedophile? I didn’t understand what they were talking about. But when I did a bit of research, I discovered how culturally omnipresent this infatuation with child abuse was..... - Interview

Peter Fischli in Alexander Calder's shoes

2010-01-07T05:53:00.000-08:00

A Calder mobile after Peter Fischli and David Weiss' Equilibres

In a review of past exhibitions, the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum explained that Peter Fischli and David Weiss have been collaborating since 1979 on a body of work that humorously celebrates the sheer banality of everyday existence. As contemporary flaneurs, they observe their world with bemused detachment, reveling in the mundane and turning every undertaking into a leisure activity…

In a Press Release of the artists most current work, it is a reminder that Art has exhausted itself to a mundane refection of Marcel Duchamp's curse.

When artist incorporate a shoe in their work, three meaning come to mind, sex, money and brand in the order of a stiletto heel, a brogue shoe or an artistic canvas sneaker.

Rirkrit Tiravanija and Ron Mueck meet

2010-01-06T07:34:00.000-08:00

Thai pancakes and banana coleslaw for Millennium Dome Boy

Banana coleslaw, you can't be serious Rirkrit

"Thai pancakes, is this for me?" after Rirkrit Tiravanija and Ron Mueck

You never realize that installations in the artworld are all around you. The game is now to discover if all it is is just fiction, a perception. I never knew the corrupt meaning, its pretence and open trap. Ron Mueck's sculptures are hyper-realistic, they are finely produced but again cast very large. So, it is a woman giving birth. Why did he not do the entire animal kingdom, or the child being of another species? What about it not having a sense of seeing, hearing or speaking, or giving a birth too? Better yet, covered from head to toe with a birthmark that looked like its motherland's flag.

Rirkrit Tiravanija's chrome ping-pong table tennis is missing a few elements, reflective suits, gloves and shoes for each players, a chrome plated ping-pong ball and accompanying rackets, reflective turf grass build around a covered court of mirrors. Now a tennis game....that blow your fucking mind...too bad ours bit the dust so many years ago.

Remember this scene from Priscilla Queen of the Dessert 1:29

Maurizio Cattelan's Muse

2010-01-04T09:19:00.001-08:00

After Maurizio Cattelan's Novecento (1997) An animal so trusting in the hands of its master

In an interview Maurizio Cattelan is described as one of the great post-Duchampian artists and a smartass, too. "I am said to be a master of provocation who shuns the media and abuses the art world. I am notoriously controversial".

Maurizio Cattelan's sculptural parodies are quite inventive, his elephant cloaked as a Ku Klux Klan leader, his Pope struck by a meteoroid and his mule, dog, cat, fowl piece makes you laugh. But his horse suspended from the ceiling lacks a draw string. You get the picture.

Never underestimate the love of Christ that his spirit sings in thee* after Maurizio Cattelan's wax installation, The Ninth Hour

This is how I think Pope John Paul would have parodied himself. I also considered him wearing a pair of skis which were once in our household, his belief in the Church would have never wavered.

So it takes ass to understand another, No pun on the horse shit shoot? What about a stuffed Hemingway bust facing a rhinoceros both being shot in the head.

* Pope John Paul II

From left to right, a converse sneaker, a pair of jeans, a satin dress, a strip of cloth as the cassock, a curtain rod which the crucifix is attached as the staff, a cone miter, shards of glass and finally an abandon termite nest as the meteoroid.

In the feinin "I wondered about my past, I was a afraid to say it, but God is in all of us. You, me, them, cats, mice and frogs. I looked for him, I knelled before them, So calming, tranquil, blissfully. Soldiers marched to me, and sang, remember those who need a prayer, Touch by this, I rose from my chair and saluted them by. Many wishes to my past, a bible on my crown no more, a gem encrusted in my heart, I say weep my child, kiss them by, I am a soldier at rest, a child with a ball, a handsome soldier. Lift my skirt to see, there sits my little man in me...hee hee. Heaven, mother, father , brother, angels, aberration, truth, belief, silly me"

Andres Serrano' Photoheterotroph Crucifix

2010-01-04T08:40:00.000-08:00

After Piss Christ

I never thought of using this work because I felt a strange sense of voodoo. I also had that parallel feeling experienced with Jean-Michel Basquiat's bead chain that remained me to think only of museums. Why do these objects possess a charm? In Andres Serrano's replica of Piss Christ, I simply submerged a chrome crucifix in a tub of rain water that had accumulated algae. Allegorically using algae plasma represents the cycle of life produced from the basic component all life, photosynthesis. Serrano's intention may have to do with ritual significance.

Felix Gonzalez-Torres' paper ream

2010-01-03T16:14:00.000-08:00

After Passport] 1991

In a personal letter, Felix Gonzalez-Torres writes, don't be afraid of the time, they are our time, time has been generous us. We imprint time with a sweet taste of victory......We are synchronized, now and forever...

A ream of paper, sheets of gold-leaf and a curtain call

Gonzalez-Torres mentions that his audience is Ross. At first I thought, Ross? does he mean Diana Ross. Then I thought perhaps it was one he loved. In the parody of his paper ream, I was distracted consistently. I also had the urge to write in script, the word Ross across the top leaf. With his installation of two clocks set at the same time, and two large marble tablets, I said these works are memorials.

Felix Gonzalez-Torres's works at first said nothing, but with further investigation about the artist's personal life, his art represented his devotion to an individual, and time represented to a calculated number of sheets of paper.

In the feinin, "You got me smiling so I am alive somewhere, love always Felix"

Marlene Dumas's Child with Jersey

2010-01-03T10:53:00.000-08:00

After Marlene Dumas The Cover Up. 1994

The Saatchi Gallery writes, " In The Cover-Up, Marlene Dumas presents a corruption of innocence. Her portrayal of a young child with its clothes lifted over its head immediately gives way to dark thoughts of sexuality and exploitation. The controversy isn't in the images Marlene Dumas paints, but in the way they're subverted by an implied knowingness, a blatant confrontation with a natural reality and its discomforts."

What I see is a child struggling with her dress, if this was a prelude to a sexual act, the child's pampers / pantie should be off. That's another ballgame, it never crossed my mind that the work meant exploitation. When you put meaning when meaning is not necessarily, you destroy its beauty. I like very much her work. Consequently, Tracey Moffatt deals with that subject dead on.

Tracey Moffatt's measure

2010-01-02T07:19:00.001-08:00

" What month was I birthed" after Tracey Moffatt's "Birth Certificate, 1962, 1994"

Tracey Moffatt's work transcends the power of social disturbances, her Australian Aboriginal photo sets are art, and a reminder that art imitates life in experences. I had an inclination that our portraits of celebrities where similar, although theses studies are independent, no wardrobe, no sets, no money.

Baby Jane - Bette Davis - Feinin

I had many ideas parodying Tracey Moffatt but I realized I was being repetitive. So I decided to mock the Australian outdoors in a triptych staring Mel Gibson in his shorts washing his car with a large cactus over a blazing sun, all photographed at the same time. I also dusted my body with red sand, you can't see it but it is there to represent an Australian Aborigine warrior.

Sylvie Fleury's Candy

2010-01-01T08:06:00.000-08:00

After Sylvie.Fleury's First spaceship to Venus (pack my heels)

I very much like Fleury's rocket installations, perhaps it brings up memories of my childhood and that of a toy rocket that could be propelled into the air by using water pressure. I also had a bird that mechanically flew based on Leonardo da Vinci. Sylvie Fleury compared to Sarah Lucas shows difference, as Fleury focuses on her inner masculine ambitions but she concocts herself as the typical prostitute, her large chewing gum sculpture is really disgusting, I wished she had it installed it clawing off a large glass building in Singapore. Her fur rockets should have been made from clear plexiglass. We want to see what's inside these vessels. A fur bed, a fur stove, all the amenities. Look its Sylvie, she's cleaning her window with a windshield wiper....

I'll take the ride after Sylvie Fleury

"Ribbit says the frog" After Fleury's Dog Toy 4

Fleury's Blazing Afterburner after Meret Oppenheim, Object. 1936. Meret Oppenheim is responsible for engaging fur with class

Sarah Lucas in four studies

2009-12-31T14:02:00.000-08:00

After Concrete Boots by Sarah Lucas

School master's art homework after Idealized smoker's chest no.2

After Two Fried Eggs and a Kebab

Lucas reclining Au Naturel by feinin

Sarah Lucas is funny, her work are puns on penis envy, I rather live with the possibilities of working in a field so obscure in the minds that resist this glamorous tableau of recycled concepts.

1. large expansive scale work
2. Any reflective surface
3. A scull portrait is necessary, without it you are doomed
4. Animals dissected (taxidermy) Thank you Mr. Hirst
5. Lights or neon signage in a controlled manner
6. Nudity
7. The phallus and vagina
8. The breast to ass, the mouth to tongue
9. Flagellation or slash paintings
10. A car used as a sculpture
11. A large mystical puppet
12. A tree trunk with roots
13. Readymades, yes thank you, with out them, I would have never done most of these parodies. I spent not a dime, isn't that art ?
14. Objects made from precious materials
15. The Christ figure in all forms (Crucifixion, Madonna, Annunciation)
16. Any performance art that entails entrails or risk
17. A shoe
18. A table and chair
19, Books or leaves of books
20. A bicycle
21. Death

Mark Wallinger's Ecce Homo Equus Caballus

2009-12-31T09:56:00.000-08:00

After Mark Wallinger's Ecce Homo and Equus Caballus

Winner of the Turner prize in 2007, Mark Wallinger has created a painting of the letter I from Latin alphabet, he neglects my Greek symbol that of Ω. His Ecce Homo has a similarity to a Robert Mapplethorpe' photograph.

OnYoutube, for his show as Britain's representative at the 2001 Venice Biennale, Mark Wallinger brought together a typically eclectic group of sculptures, videos and installations. Like Ecce Homo, his much-loved life-size statue of Christ created for Trafalgar Square, the exhibition provoked and challenged and moved many of those who experienced it.

Mark Wallinger's art is often witty and immediately accessible yet at the same time it engages with some of the traditional grand themes, including religion, spirituality and death. His recent works include the ambitious environment Prometheus, centred around a wall-mounted electric chair, and Threshold to the Kingdom which counterpoints the arrival of passengers at an international airport (and perhaps also in Heaven) with Allegri's beautiful music for the Miserere.

In this film profile Wallinger considers the meanings and motivations of his art. He also reflects on his earlier explorations of class and identity, most especially in the series of paintings, photographs and videos about the world of racing which culminated in him owning and running the horse A Real Work of Art.

theEYE is an excellent introduction to contemporary artists and their works and provides an ideal resource for a wide range of audiences, including galleries, museums and colleges, as well as individual art-lover.

Isabella Blow's grave

2009-12-31T06:25:00.001-08:00

After Isabella Blow, first test shot

In this feinin of Isabella Blow, I was amused by using a dress worn at a wedding as a hat. The lace was intended as the veil. But many strange things happened. The subject shots were blurred. I got frustrated, the dress would not stay on my head, the wrap kept falling apart, then the camera would not shoot. Compounded with rage and frustration I thrashed the dress and ripped the upper lace from the hem. In the second shot, the coat button fell off and the photograph was out of focus. Then I remembered, she took her life.

They remember as I dreamed...long live Judas

Isabella Blow' Wedding Veil

John McCracken's Minimalist red plank

2009-12-30T14:13:00.000-08:00

After John McCracken's untitled plank sculpture 1983

John McCracken explains that his art making is a slow process, His handcrafted sculptures are made from wood, then a resin is applied and the surface is polished. McCracken's objects remind me of the Bauhaus, but he has removed the geometric matrix to its barest and what is left is a simple molecule, a square, a column, a rectangle or cube. Colour, the sculptor says is used as material, finished to its reflective and translucent properties.

The cost of the replica as shown here will cost you $230,500, at Christie's, I rather spend it on a car.

Gregor Schneider's dying person in a museum

2009-12-30T08:43:00.000-08:00

After Gregor Schneider's "Man With Cock"

The Saatchi Gallery describes Gregor Schneider as one who subverts reality to expose an unease with the ordinary. Transforming houses into doppelganger replicas and transporting entire rooms from site to site.

Man with Cock encapsulates a sense of banal terror. The sculpture is chilling in its prosaicness, its gruesome subject reduced to mere objecthood The most disturbing aspect of Man Cock* is the psychological implications: head shrouded in black plastic and trousers bulging, Schneider alludes to an unconscious realm where perversion and death is his ultimate seduction.

Schneider’s also proposed to exhibit a dying person in a museum for the purpose of notoriety. His dying man installation would allow a death seen, the victim hopelessly unaware. Gregor Schneider has a deeper fascination, this sculpture plays on the aspect of living with a corpse. “My aim is to show the beauty of death”, he says, “There is nothing perverse about a dying person in an art gallery”

* Termed as terminal erection

How to make this installation
One black heavy-duty garbage bag
One pillow and blanket
Three socks
One shirt
One pair of long johns
One used toilet paper roll
One art volunteer

Martin Creed's leaning tower of London

2009-12-29T19:25:00.000-08:00

After Martin Cree's cardboard boxes

After Martin Creed's No. 121

Turner prize winner Martin Creed in 2001 made an important discovery, "I think people can make of it what they like. I don't think it is for me to explain it"

After Martin Cree's No. 876

Martin Creed thinks in increments, measurements and timing. In these studies I was overcome by the sense of money, ugly and frivolous. I had experienced opposition making work so silly.

Mathew Barney's testicular restraint drawings

2009-12-28T17:34:00.000-08:00

After Mathew Barney with a brown telephone with a jar of Vaseline

After restraint drawings by Mathew Barney in his kimono resisting his right testicle*

Mathew Barney discussing the purity of his symbol

The New York Times considers Barney as the most important artist of his generation, I totally agree. Known as the acrobatic crossover to a Shenanigan, a pretense, a collective gerbil. Test the cage, remove his wife, and then drink.

* Of course I could not stop laughing at the absurdity of the drawing which I titled, Iron crotch

Derek Jarman's Garden of weeds

2009-12-28T14:00:00.000-08:00

See my garden oh boy, be still, laugh at eternity

As with Martin Kippenberger installation work, I wanted to create a work based on Derek Jarman's Garden. The first few installation shots I looked into the abyss of a wooden latrine. Inside, there was a plant, I laughed continuously at the weed.

Writer, go away from this land, it behaves like vultures

Martin Kippenberger's marred destiny

2009-12-27T17:58:00.000-08:00

After Martin Kippenberger, "Go into the Corner, You Should Be Ashamed of Yourself"
1989, Museum of Modern Art

The ladder of truth

Let go of your grace

Bite the bullet, give me respect

These four photographic installations are after "Go in the corner, shame on you" by Martin Kippenberger

In his career, Martin Kippenberger explored all aspects of art making, from performance to painting, he knew his art would leave an impression, his installations are sophisticated and they reflect a premonition. The coffin bed is an excellent example, his dumpster and crucifix works gave a bitter taste to the art establishment which took the practice and themselves too seriously. His art was a revolt but it was also a reminder that anything can be art. Martin Kippenberger borrowed from the trends of established contemporary artists, his paintings and drawings have a likeness to David Salle.

I know I am free, but there is still in me, beauty, love for building work, capable of telling whose better, Dresden, yours says it

Anish Kapoor feinin's himself

2009-12-26T11:34:00.000-08:00

Grandiose without meaning

After Anish Kapoor's sky mirror Nottingham version, his sky mirror is five times in diameter of this flat one.

At the PowerPlant gallery in Toronto,1993, I remember seeing Anish Kapoor's work. They looked like ceramic pottery muted with a dry pigment that of cobalt blue.

Anish Kapoor’s works within large scale, the sky mirror at Rockefeller Center measures 33 feet in diameter and weighs 23 tons. It is made of highly polished stainless steel and is actually concave. And this grandiose is his genius, with organic forms or any object that can be finished with a reflective surface. Whatever reflects off the surface of these sculptures are like experiences. The viewer is enthralled with his or her own reflection. Its like a funhouse effect and there you see its gimmick. Kapoor mirrors himself, but he also finesses a Kama in his sculptures. The power is money.

After Anish Kapoor, The Healing of St Thomas (1989) shown at the 1990 Venice Biennale with the Feinin's Giza's pyramids

"...And, incrementally, the art form gets closer to spectacle, going all out for the big “wow” instead of meaningful content; Anish Kapoor’s Marsyas – the vast scarlet trumpet he installed for the arsyas Turbine Hall" - Claire Bishop

Hieronymus Bosch's Gluttony

2009-12-25T17:50:00.000-08:00

To the left on the table , a gift, black fruit cake, sorrel, rum, wine, chocolates and Ponche-de-Creme

On the floor, a glass of cherry and leg of ham and a pastelle.

In Trinidad a traditional Christmas meal consists of peas and rice known as festive rice, stew peas, callaloo, macaroni pie, pork, chicken or turkey, stuffing, pastelle and ham served with grog.

Martin Parr seeks Trinidad Carnival

2009-12-22T08:43:00.000-08:00

Doc Martin after Martin Parr Common Sense (Cup of Tea)

Second test shot of the Doc Martin limbo dancer sponsored by four empty Carib bottles and by Gap, pockets on the outside, empty, what a lovely cup of tea....

Martin Parr is a British Internationally established photographer whose work stems from documenting and capturing the peculiarity of old English in their customs and manner. His photographs are of details, an aristocrat's brim hat, a beach chair, all that is Britannia to his own amusement, like Miss Slocombe's attire, as she escapes Grace Brothers' false fire alarm clinging onto the Union Jack and sliding down thus exposing her nickers, all tied in a bun. There is your opportunity Mr. Parr, a close detail and her real pussy.

" Mr. Parr, how dare you look up my dress with your zoom lens, Miss Brahms arrest that man down there at once, and we are both unanimous at this!"

Whether his subjects are aware of his presents, it appears intrusive. His plan is already set, " Look for dem red skin midget wit plenty gold teet".

In the process of parodying Martin Parr's tea cup and mishap, I take revenge

The end of Art

2009-12-21T11:35:00.000-08:00

The dress in art

This installation that consists of my mother's wedding dress and my father's suit had me numb, as if i never was a byproduct of their union. I looked away, I saw nothing of mine except death.

In the light, the German saw nothing too, this was a repeat of a time he recalled,"I am too alone, the Pharaoh needs me".

The Wedding Gown after Robert Gober

The New York Times writes, "In one gallery, bags of cat litter lean against walls covered with the hanging man/sleeping man wallpaper, while at the center stands a sparkling satin wedding gown, redolent of purity,......"

What I discover is that language has a "purity" that softens the blow of pretension.

Frida Kahlo's Bed

2009-12-20T03:58:00.000-08:00

Can I mock pain? Do you see where I getting at? The truth of a work against a forgery? Do you understand why when feminists follower her work, they lie. Where is the bed? As I sat on mattress frame, there still was discomfort, explain this to me.

There is more detail, the curtain as part of the dress is braided, my hair is parted, my face buffed with power and my lips stain with a red dye, the roses are to conceal the predominant manly feature. I did not fuss like in the feinin before, but she was particular concerned over the position of the bed, the angle was all that mattered.

Look I understand, many female artists use aspects, they see but never intuitively of me. The courage if only they knew, money isn't grant unless patrons see me, forgetting their own disbelief, a chair, a lamp, fire, cuts, bruises, I believe courage is in all of us, money can't replace that....

After Frida Kahlo' Self-Portrait with "Cropped Hair" 1940, first test shot. For the preparation of Frida Kahlo's unibrow, I attached clippings of my own pubic hair

In 1925, Frida Kahlo suffered serious injuries in a bus accident, the result broke her spinal column, broke her collarbone, broke ribs, broke her pelvis, fractured in many parts her right leg, crushed her foot, and dislocated her shoulder. An iron handrail pierced her abdomen and her vagina.

In her feinin I wrote, "In this self portrait, I had the sensation of a long wooden stick along my length of my back and I prep myself unwillingly with face power. In this feinin, I felt like a peasant, soulless and empty inside. Yet, I felt as if I was a gust of dust twirling like a vortex off a dry scorching plain. Laughing, composure, mystic, earth, gravity, free"