Marion Crane's last Orange Juice gulp

If it's Citrus Growers Association Orange Juice, I drinking it with ants


Ah catch yuh wit meh juice

From the kitchen...

Marion ah tell yuh ah having friends over. Is long time since we host like dem fete days every weekend. Now people fraid to go out after 3pm. Is you have to serve dem in yuh Best Village dance de belle costume, and mix meh favorite, de best, Co-operative Citrus Growers Association Orange Juice. Is only one tin remain. Remember is plenty tap water to add to make it stretch. Wait, is you singing he tune so,

From the shower…

Listen to the heart, am so alone, honey, brother bring me a phone, Hello, I giving back to you, I changing your ways, if only you believe, am your lover, like your brother...

The shower curtain confrontation...

Marion ah catch yuh wit meh juice tin, dough tell my yuh drorts meh Trinidad Orange? Meh party guest just arrive, is what now, Matouk Mauby to stir and serve Detective Milton Arbogast, Sam Loomis, Sheriff Al Chambers, Tom Cassidy, Caroline and California Charlie. Is big star I invite after I sweat all day making grave, and now ah have to make shovel for one more.

Norman, is I buy dis separate, you must be Psycho putting on yuh mudder old dress and pretending to be a flim star. Yuh looking for man oh what? I see yuh pose on de bookmann naked, looking same way as yuh come pop out yuh mudder hole, and bawl before de doctor slap yuh. Yuh ain't shame?

Marion, I find you farse wit yuh self, you just jealous over I, Yuh better leave some drops so I ca say is Orchard Orange Drink ah serving, and fool dem all.

Addendum: To truly scare an audience, Alfred Hitchcock believed that secrecy over a plot should motive the audience in suspense. Psycho had its moments, Janet Leigh's scream sent chills, I beg to differ

Note: A wife's tail. When diluting a fruit drink, alway add the main ingredient first. Juice + water, never water + juice

Pusss, Sweets, Darling, Red man, whahappen yuh fraid woman or what?

Feinin working on her doctorate carrying Johnson's baby power to freshen up and broken bottle for protection

You ain't see Taini La Diablesse passin in dat Hilux and keeping she face straight wit she coki-eye self, is only last night I pull up meh dress for she driver and suck he soft prick, ogeed, as if he working in Klim cheese factory. Meh favorite is dem Maxi Taxi man who does drive meh in style to de off shore lookout. Wit long carpet floor, decoration on de ceiling and ras high bombaclot tune to bull, wit pretty view to watch from de exit window. Ah ask he, where dem school girl hiding?

Yuh passing slow in front by meh and meh powder sisters now since, 007 and Caribbean isle shut down and cause yuh ain't have enough gas money to make a Columbian Marabella. Now dey put big stinking bright light in de swings, chasing we away from dat prime spot.

I tell dem police, judge, doctor, lawyer to wear rubber and dey does sour because dey want to break fresh way in my nunie. I tell dem, you like to keep we top rank in World corruption, murder, kidnap and now you feel I ketching Aids case you carrying. Den, after yuh satisfy yeh want to disrespect meh, as if I have no heart, not knowing yuh mudder make you de same way as yuh try to trow meh out de moving vehicle, when I tell yuh how much yuh own meh including a Normandie or high class Hilton.

Yuh ain't notice i carry bottle to stigmata yuh still to leave permanent mark on yuh face. Fight in Zen my asse, is Wajang yuh wit.

Terms: Working in Klim cheese factory - Smegma

Ali's universal religion

Feinin with his Good Friday prediction of breaking an egg in a Rum drinking, Swiss peanut butter glass

Allyuh jokie when yuh all does put on costume and enter church, mosque, temple and beg hard wit yuh Bible to God and Jesus for thing like Lotto number and wickedness to udders. Den yuh does come to me when yuh faith blank yuh. I know exactly what you want, I see it in yuh eyes and in yuh hands. I have all de Obeah to work on yuh enemy, right now I feel dem working some on meh, but I pass that already wit meh Super Seven.

Yeh bring what I tell yeh, yeh do what I say. Yuh borrow she pantie from de neigbour line. Is after she husband and he corn soup business yuh want? I fresh out of incense, yuh say is dat brand yuh buy, import from India but make in China. Sootar, come kill and pluck dis wild fowl,remember, is a twenty a pound, de meat sweet in a Pilau after it does bussup running insect in meh yard and keep it clean.

It does not matter, I tell yuh to pray, pray for what yuh want, is not me yuh praying too, is yuhself. By de way, is 6 calling in de whe whe, and take a good bush bart to cleanse yuh nasty ways


Obeah, meh ain't beleive in dis religion de whole country does follow

Addendum: The corn soup incident of a pot tipping over and discovering a pair of underwear in the soup's batch.

Terms: Whe Whe, an illegal form of gambling played by men

Tobago I ain't forget you

Feinin as a Tobagonian athlete

We tell dem we different in ways and language. We not weak and lazy over money and oil. Who dem feel we small, we big in we heart of we own. Ah have land, ah have fruit tree bearing, Ah have vegetable garden and still you tink you better. Talk, talk talk and never do, do, do. Stay off meh property. Tanti Mavis, where yuh get de meat to use in dis manish water? Remember is goat race next week

Terms: Manish water is a soup prepared using the testicles of the goat as the base meat

Sharon shows she Birth Papers

Feinin celebrating a Chinese holiday

Sharon leekim fat hong loo chinsue cho teelip pigling Small, I see you and yuh creole husband celebrating Chinee arrival day at Broadway, Independence Square Friday last. Meh maco neighbour tell meh dat yuh trying to make copy like Eric. She say from she window, she hearing bedspring creaking, and you flying up in de air and spinning like copter, den bawling as if yuh want to make headline with five udder in tomorrow paper or borning twin, natural.

Sharon leekim fat hong loo chinsue cho teelip pigling and Gregory Small at Independence Chinee Restaurant

I went to yuh family Chinee grocery cow heel, salt prune, red pepper mango, copybook, laundry, car parts and Chinee cantonese food place and see yuh have import on yuh menu called, all dem new breed, direct. Ah order meh special fry wanton with plenty ketchup and pepper. De lady behind de cage and chain, tell meh, War yo u tink me have ket ch up fac to ry lik Ma touk in de fo wl coup. Ah say to meh self, allyuh raising price as if I is de Prime Minster wife fail to teach meh maths, is five dollar off when I use up all dat ketchup. Belindrix, woman, how many time I tell yuh not to hand meh de pepper sauce, is I suppose to get it meh self. Is fallout yuh looking for when we leave Hong Sing and Bar Restaurant license under Joe Small and Sons or what?

Terms:
Eric referring to Eric Williams's daughter who has Chinese Heritage.
Direct meaning restaurant owners from main land China

Addendum: An example

Check dem big house up dere

1. Rastaman thin or median size, front teeth with some cavities, deep husky voice dressed in white. 2. Red woman or dirty white, straight curly hair, deep blue eyes, thick in size. They both are looking at a house upon a hill. She leans into him, her back nestles on his chest, then he sings to her, a Jamaican reggae lyric in a soft tone

Good day Madam

Feinin as a Syrian cloth peddler

Good day Madam, I want you tell you of my future as I lay my goods for you to see. What I see for my country far and my people near. I promise to myself that all my tears of sweat will flourish into something greater that you would ever expect of me, humble as I am. This, I see a land that belongs to my kin, ruled from seas and shores. Food, drink, transport, media and housing will bear my fruit. Fear is in all of us who lack a vision to succeed.

Madam, if you don't mine my ill manners, Jah, dis ice box cold Stag,Grand Bazaar
Carib cooling meh down as if I playing Golf in meh own course and smoking meh cigar imported from Miami oui

Boys we making a lime

Feinin as Tiara the casher

Why dem French creole and brown skin Syrian feel dey could walk in we establishment barefoot as if dey just off de docks from Barbadoes. If my child ever walk out meh house without slippers and shirt in pants, me and anybody go slap he till he blackout. I does vex when dey lazy children does pass for Government school, but find dem selves attending prestige school like Fatma or Holy Name. Is frending have dem so. When serious football match host, is always dem who have de best seats, and dey dough even watch de game.

Mister, yuh two dollars and five cents short, yuh have anymore bottle?

And dem who feel dey white over in dey Indian, Chinee, Negro and Spanish skin. I remember last when I did meh catering at de Country Club Christmas fete, meh fada once deny to enter, I see dem young off spring wine stinker dan a George Street Jamet Nigger. Who dey feel dey fooling when meh albino niece have whiter skin, bluer eye and natural blond hair. Oh lawd, yet ever see when real white people visit, dem does attached like bamsee toilet paper.

Now yuh have to watch dem Syrian and Chinee businessman tearing down oui heritage and building big story building me ain't never go live in only if dey hire meh as security guard. Ah tell meh sister in Jersey, girle St. James looking as if is Miami ah seeing. Dem have dere inbreed family fix oui, ah just see one just past in a dere black Mercede wit illegal tint.

But when yuh make offspring child wit deformity and hide, you asking meh God why.

Tiara thinks of Anferneeta's future

Feinin as Kara Walker getting her hair done

Shanice, dem people who feel dey big and white paying meh entire fortnight salary to see ah action romance with inclusive, stale hot dog and flat sweet drink. Ah time, I nearly meet meh grandmuddar crossing de Off Shore dodging racing car, maxi and truck. Ah say nah, I supporting meh local dealer on every traffic light corner. I just finish see Harry Potter, Transformers, Micheal Jackson unrelease and dem Nigerian soap opera golden collection.

Meh child train now to know more about sex, violence and crime than anyting in book I ca read. DVD is a blessing oui. Back den, meh muddar use to sun meh to go play hopscotch wit meh neigbour, but pull back when she find out dem is Johovian. She tell meh, Tiara, if you feel you going to give out Watchtower in de square and shame meh, is belt and grater on yeh knee yuh getting.

Times better now, she have plenty faith to choose from. Dat remind meh, yuh ain't borrow meh big Bible? I can't find meh Sue sue hand. Oh Johovian, I ca throw way all dem unless Caribbean Reader collecting dust and termites and play day long DVDs for little Anferneeta, feed she well wit a pack of Holiday’s Corn Curls and Chuby Champaign so have time to do meh hair and nail.

Shanice, read dis new release for meh, dem word too hard, Bar what or bam eh. Colene, here, see if Miss Betsy done mop de floor downstairs and ask she what dis say. Tiara, it go take a 24 hours to relax yuh hair, meh boy Jackson bringing back the Jheri curl style, you is de first, chile. When man see yuh wit dat on de street, is moonwalking yes.

Terms: Sue sue, a form of small member banking

Colgate have meh teet white - Carbolic soap have meh skin clean

Feinin badeing under a stand pipe, Port of Spain

Wha happen, you is a buller watching meh bade in yuh fancy Toyota Hilux. I know I have only trolley to carry cardboard box and fruits at de market, but I ain't sweating to pay for it like you who feel yuh big in oui capital, driving Big Company car or Government vehicle yuh don't own or respect. You spending all yuh money in gym pumping iron all day and yuh still eying meh natural body because I does walk all day to pick up all de Carib bottle after you, when you yuh self does pelt dem out yuh air condition truck.

Lady, dough strain yuh neck, it quail up in meh draws, but it clean with Carbolic Soap. Look you, yuh watching meh with yuh eye straight nearly bounce dat old Datsun 120y in front of yeh. I saving up for Courts Repossess two tub washer so dough mind I does wash meh clothes under de pipe with Breeze and Colgate have meh teet and gold cap white and shinny ever since I stop sucking all dat guava sweet and kaser ball in Primary school.



Is here I staying dees days, meh granny bring me up proper, I love she till she dead. Is dem whatless Junior Sec dat teach meh how to survive and cable and deportee show meh de way "Hello Rosaline, I is away for a fortnight , when I see yuh, I’ll show you what I learn, de mis and jook in de caca"

Coconut oil or Vaseline

We will we will rock you


Feinin going to a San Fernando chutney fete with slick down hair with oil. Which one better? Coconut or Vaseline?

Hello, Pandey, yuh have meh waiting in dis dark cane field, yuh know I does frighten because meh cousin Sisodiya tell meh dey have plenty Soucouyant and I eh want to get suck unless is you sucking on meh neck and between meh nanny. Ah wash it with carbolic soap this time, we ca both have curry mouth staining we skin. Make sure yuh bring back meh fada record and de cassette yeh promise to make. Ah plat meh hair in a bun to fool meh fada, as if I going to night prayers and go bring meh light foundation to over up de love mark. Bring two hot Guinness just incase I ca wash it out by de river..."

Singampalli, daling, ah just rub down meh dashboard with Mayaro coconut oil wit a dab of Vaseline. It go make you feel like country in meh Datsun 120y. I better put some good pressure in de back tire, all ten of meh partners, Biglip, Saltfishmouth, Hen, Japblade, Runninglatrine, Pitchlakebroda and more have to fit in de back.


Oh Shiva, I forget to hide meh treasures in de car, Singampalli yuh lock up de windows tight? Vaseline Petroleum Jelly, Queen the works album among other memorabilia in a Datsun 120y

Terms: Drinking a hot Guinness induces a state of sexual arousal

Horn Food - Rosaline and Jahmaddin

Feinin cooking Libby's Horn Food

Oh gorm, Rosaline, yuh season de pot well wit Maggi, It making feel to meh to brush yuh double. You talk wit yuh gold teet self, I tell yuh to buy Libby's with Montreal smoked Pork flavor Corned Beef. Yuh know George does fret after holding bandit like you all day, night, morning, evening, Christmas and Eid. He want he favourite dish with slice tomato and cucumber like always, tree times a week. It nearly six o'clock now and Four Roads just up de road. Yuh know he have siren horn to pass all dat traffic and sometime he does get drop wit blimp or helicopter when dey have no vehicle.

Yuh done finish yet? Pull up meh pantie nah. Now, ah have to finish cook, spray the bedroom with black disinfectant to kill out yuh smell and untie de twenty rottweiler. Bring dat quail up cabbage yuh tell meh yuh tief in de Central Market last time, and scale de wall close to de neighbour kitchen side, dem so does maco yes. Jahmaddin, Jahmaddin, where de key, where de key to open de Corn Beef?, Oh fada Muslim, why you and Deportee does forgot to pick one wit it.

Terms: In Trinidad sayings, Corn beef is termed as a meal which can be prepared very quickly, making quite apt as to be called Horn Food.

Ah get a free flight home oui

Deportee pertaining to Nationals that are deported. They generally can be distinguished by their thick North American accent and work in places such a gas stations, groceries or left roaming on the streets

Horn: Adultery

Betsy Ross mends her Flag Old Calypso

Ah get so much jook in meh finger, I need Detol fast


Feinin- Hermes - Betsy Ross is mending her Flag which Old Calypso is fraying apart leaving only one colour resembling stained blood red

One evening, La Diablesse and Betsy went to the Queen's Park Savannah to get some beastly cold coconut water from a vendor you wouldn't want to be his wife from the way he handled his cutlass. Diablesse was still upset over her failing looks, and for the third week straight she didn't cause any car wrecks like before when men strained their necks to see her gait.

Across from the street, where the Majestic Seven stood, and fences to protect seven erected RESTORATION IN PROGRESS billboards, Betsy noticed that her beloved flag conceived over the great wars of Independence in !962 was fraying. The symbolic bands of Red, White and Black were separating. This was the home of Mama Dlo's current husband and something had to be done for such a show of degradation and disrespect.

At the stroke of twelve midnight, Ligahoo and Soucouyant members of the Super Seven whose motto reads, "You tink yuh smart, yuh grave dig already, Shadow waiting at yuh home" fell upon the gates of White Hall. Soucouyant put she Bmobile free minutes after 12 pm spell on de sleeping real African guard and wake he quick. Ligahoo, disguise and climb up de flag pole as a manicou, turn and he and he bamsee look down at Soucouyant too, making free calls she self. She calling she neighbour to check in on she skin, if it still hanging.

When de Super Seven arrived by Betsy, Betsy find it strange, why dem two bring she flag in two HiLo bag, is one nation she remember. The rags smelled of oil, gas and Mint printing ink dirty up wit many clawing hands, local and foreign. "Mildred, where de Clorex, meh flag have stubborn stain to remove".


A State of Emergency - Betsy Ross works throughout the night to finish her task to cover her coffin with her beloved flag, then leaves to work on a two hundred year old year old cloth called, Old Glory

Addendum: Betsy Ross 1752 – 1836 of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, has been credited with assembling the first American flag. I sat in my chair and thought about God, duty and the freedom fighters. The stars left hope for the birth of the confederation of an untied union

Joan Crawford I can't lie anymore - Hangers take the cake

Don't fuck with me fellas



The Hollywood actress Joan Crawford in a supreme Mildred Pierce shoulder pad dress with a coil do- Feinin-Hermes

This women is trouble over here, She's destructive over her fame which has ended. The trouble is her choice of words. Rude, unbred. No one is listening to you at this moment. Tears on your pillow says good, a women afraid to asked. Tell him the truth Schiller, rip that colossal ape.... bring me a chair, tar, tar, tar tis, puke.


Put down de focking phone, I paying all de bills, How many times ah tell yuh, just add tap water. Ah tell yuh meh boyfriend coming over, so yuh better finish ironing meh pleats stiff with de new and improve Honig Moment Starch, s o l u b l e in cold water, get de dictionary and learn de word. How hard is dat...imbecile. It says not cooking, no focking cooking. After yuh press dem, ah go lock yuh up and tape over de hole so yuh ain't go peep like last time.

This is my house meh fada leave behind. Ah tell yuh for a big woman yuh have no focking mind for yuh-self, and always jealous-ing to be like meh. Well it ain't focking happening. Missy, Missy, who tell yuh to touch meh Pepsi, I go rip your ape face off and dis own yuh one of these days.

Of cause it's disturbing - Its Baby Jane for God's sake

Baby Jane - The Great Bette Davis - Feinin-Hermes

I can't bring myself to this that a fatherless person can survive. I hurts me to see this portrait reminding us the joy of parenthood. I'm sure that God has some sort of reason for him, this person is truly gifted knowing things beyond my imagination. God, what power if only I knew love to be like this.

I've always cherished my acting abilities with roles that equaled my male counterpart. These times are different I see. A glimpse into the future is rewarding too. I see things so unforgeable that it makes me want to sing. Bring back MGM, poet.


Baby, baby tired, baby want nip

It ain't Bush Rum I using, is up class Royal Oak Trinidad Rum from meh Venezuelan half cousin Angostura using importing molasses from Guyana and bottles polished in Barbados. Baby Jane does bawl when she tire, meh soursup juice ain't working, but a nip of meh special prize rum does make baby eyes close fast and sweet.

Addendum: This study I confess was disturbing particularly when I assembled the doll / infant. I knew her sex to be a girl. I held the child close to my chest and cradled her. It felt very natural but extremely frighting because it was a shell. I was actually holding newsprint, rags tied in plastic bags

Mabelle's Brillo comparison

Feinin-Hermes as Mabelle

Ca-Sandra, is months now I ain't get a proper brush. All week ah feeling a tingling in meh crotch. Meh eh eh aging like a rust out Brillo pad, everything closing down, if only ah had to wee wee, I'll have nutting dere. Sometimes at night I does go into a sweat and meh body, praise the lawd does wicked meh mind and any ting ah find long, I does use, like meh cassava pestle, I does go for it and oil it up with petroleum jelly to clear the cobweb. And you yuhself tief meh Sweat Rice recipe.

After I scrub de pots wit a Brillo, I say, wait nah, dis pad resemble meh nanny.

God says Magnificat - The Last Supper

Feinin-Hermes The Last Supper rendition

Next to nothing, the power of imagination can rinse the superstition of Greatness. This work says it. Its novel un pretentious and composed with intense accuracy, nobody as to ring true. Forgive the gloat, its truly marvelous

Addendum: Judas, "Sorry, I'is late fellas, I had business to attend to, ah hope yeh leave back some wine for meh"

Jacqueline's black eye

Feinin-Hermes - Jacqueline's coiffure. She tells her hair dresser, "I make no apologies over the mistakes in my life"

Charlize, child, he was in a rage, ah forget to add a Maggi block, (yuh have any?) in de cook yesterday and went Mister reach home from work from de next room, he raise he hand towards meh and hit meh hard. Is dark shades ah have to wear. Is dis Cuba ting have he so, or is Marilyn wit she stinking ways. Ah better add two Maggi bouillon oui to meh pot to keep meh President. Meh pot ain't sweet without it and Marilyn ain't known meh Julius Maggi secret.


A national portrait of Jacqueline Kennedy - Feinin-Hermes

I took what I could get. Its chicken feed to others, but roast beef to me. Sorry for the time. We are so over it. A child left alone, a legacy in arms way of ruin. Sadly, I sleep...

Charlie Chaplin knows my Addiction

Feinin-Hermes' classic advertising of Coca Cola

Its amazes me what thoughts bring. Its beautiful to be remembered. I like to treasure my past. It certainly brought joy to many individuals in my life, like you Sir. History, the ability to remember moments. Laughter comes at best. My jacket pocket needs a flower to spurt water on you and my shirt needs ironing. Giggle


Can't beat the real thing, I wonder if they still use the Coca leaves?

Message in a bottle found - Richard Bolai - Feinin

Ten years ago, I threw a bottle with a message off a cliff. It contained a message, It says, "By the time you read this, I would known my purpose" - What I've being saying all this time...

I believe it to be true, may you rejoice

Sweat Rice - Hook for life fellas

You is Chinee or what, why yuh fill meh plate with so much rice


Feinin-Hermes preparing a kinda of salty rice, you'll come begging for more

In Caribbean rituals and spells, Sweat Rice is a local custom given to describe the preparation of a love potion which will allow a woman to trap her lover. Before hand, your future wife had cooked a pot of rice where at the later stages of it being thoroughly cooked, she removed her garment and squatted over the iron pot causing the steam to condense on the her skin and deep between her crotch. Any sweat occurring from enchanting brew simply drops back into the pot of rice. Not a drop is wasted. The secretion is well mixed in and a pinch of salt is added to camouflage the sweet pheromone taste. Men are suspicious creatures. Sensing any off putting taste, he would politely ask you for a glass of water, and when you return from the kitchen, all you'll see your plate of rice on the floor, a gate squeaking and a car burning rubber.

When it is served to her unexpected future husband, he can't resist the plate of rice, licking every grain up and off the floor. Caught, he'll be her mate for the rest of his natural life. The rice should be served to the specimen for three or four days without a break. It works, no joke brothers, be very wary of a lover too anxious to offer you a plate of steamy salty rice and chicken. - Baby yuh want more....


Making her wish come true - Reheating the pot, her cousin is bring over a friend (Caucasian) from Canada.

An Indian man's thoughts over an Indian massage therapist, " She rubbing meh down as if I is a leper, If I was a white man, she'll massage meh with she tongue

Own the World if he wants.....

Tell me what you remember of your life?


Feinin-Hermes preserved in formaldehyde for prosperity - Superimposed, Damien Hirst's Golden Calf c. 2008

Its not what one thinks, own the world, its what one accomplishes in (his) life time. I can tell you if you are capable of remembering who we are. Strangers love you because they are not you. You are weak at moments you should rule over your destiny. Think over what you read, player over the tapes in your mind. I known them by heart if you own the world what would your life be like. Think, think rehearse the message. I live to become Great, never depute this word.

Challenge no one, take words and play a tune called determination of the self. Raise the stakes, find purpose while you ponder this, Own the World if he wants. Its never too late to start and finish what you aspire to be. I know it seems impossible at the moment but remember you like it, it something you dread. Picture perfect of yourself crying over dreams invisible to all. Tell them who you are, Its never to late, God is waiting, tell him to his face, Own the World if he wants.....Begin here,"its not about the world, its about the gift"

The Shadow - Close all curtains lock all doors

The Shadow or Basile, a Caribbean folklore character that addresses premise of death. If you regrettably encounter him, he will appear as a man in a black suit that will stand in your path. The shadow holds two sticks to prevent you from passing him. Other superstitions on death's waiting door are seeing a black moth, or that of a bird trapped in your house. Basile will visit.


listen Shadow Basile man, stay away from my window, no interviews today

You, you in here, I have no time to waste. Think very carefully over your next choice. I am not leaving here alone. I hope what you left behind on this earth is of worth. You better not tell me that you cause harm to others getting the things you wanted. Look at those things now, is its worth greater than you life.

Loup Garou fools villagers

What a Loup Garou looks like and what animal he transforms to

The "Ligahoo" or "Loup Garou" is a Trinidad and Tobago folklore character who can change into a werewolf. He is a beast you should not cross yet dealing with him in trade is another matter. If ever you see a Ligahoo he would see you before you wink of an eye, then you'll see something else. The Ligahoo owns the streets and can be distinguished as a go happy man dragging his coffin around with full with Bush Rum and by a chain. The Werewolf creature can be seen if dog yampee is placed in the corner of your eye. The Loup Garou can't see you or can he?. The myth over the dog yampee remains as the ability to see spirits of the afterlife.

Loup Garou morphs into a wolf and fools villagers as a transparency to transports his goods to his many Bush Rum clients. Neighbor is your dog howling so?

Now you interviewing me, yuh ain't see is six o'clock, meh body time ready. I have meh business to carry. Dat coffin ain't light with all dem spirits. Yeh brother still want a few nip bottles?

Addendum: If you walking through the woods and you hear rustling noises, don't turn your back, its Ligahoo, he has sniffed you out.

Maman de l’eau sex down the place with the Prime Minister

Maman de l’eau finds no water and her rivers clogged with refuse of man made materials of plastic, paper, glass and poisonous chemicals

The folklore character Mama Dlo’, whose name is derived from the French which means ‘mother of the water’ is a hideous creature, Mama Dlo’s lower half takes the form of an anaconda. She is said to be the lover of Papa Bois. Hunters tell of hearing a loud, cracking sound which is said to be her tail as she snaps it on the surface of a still lagoon. Mortal men who commit crimes against the forest, like burning down trees or indiscriminately putting animals to death or fouling the rivers, find themselves married to her for life.

Sometimes Maman de l’eau takes the form of a beautiful woman singing silent songs on still afternoons, sitting at the water’s edge in the sunlight, lingering for a golden moment. If you were to meet Mama Dlo in the forest and wish to escape her, take off your left shoe, turn it upside down and immediately leave the scene, walking backwards until you reach home. Transcribe in part Newsday Newspaper Millennium Special, 2000

Maman de l’eau showing off her real Coconuts in a classic Marilyn Monroe pose

Its true, I marry to he, the Prime Minister because he repeatably commit crimes against the forests and rivers of my homeland. Is forty seven years I marry to he, over and over. A different face but to same behavior. I can't take it, he need help before Papa Bois flood he out like last year. So how is your love life? Dat man strip down all the Bois Band bark and ah still not satisfied .

Addendum: Maman de l’eau is Papa Bois' consort and spends most of her time sitting on a rock combing her yellow hair.

When mother and father's away Douens would play

A Douen calling your disobedient children into the forest

Douens lurk on the fringes of your garden and call out to your unattended children to come out and play. Douen are one of the many colourful yet frightening folklore characters from Trinidad and Tobago and are the result of children who have died before they have been baptized.

Douens have a distinguishing deformity as their feet are backwards. This is to cover their tracks as they lure children into the forest and get them lost. These stocky creatures are faceless with the exception of having a mouth to eat their favourite food, land crab.

Morals: children should be baptized, Children should not wonder far from their parents and to scare and place some order of obedience if a child does not listen to her or her parent.


Hey Douen, keep still

A Douen takes time out of its mischievous life to cause more mischievousness. " You know my story, you should know why I feel this way. Not baptized before my time, do you know what this means, and the stigma it carries in families generations and generations to come. I'm lost here, I need your children to play with. Can you understand that? I'm just a short child. And don't look down at my feet. Thats my parents inbreeding. Don't you know cousins aren't to marry each other. Don't you know it causes madness. Check any royal blood line, ain't dem people different from us? Its a defect, genes aren't to be from the same pool".

Addendum: The douen character also applies to the lost a fetus through an abortion or miscarriage

La Diablesse sweet smell of eau de perfume

La Diablesse protected under a Silk Cotton tree

La Diablesse, Lajablesse, - Female Devil, a folklore character of a beautiful woman who is dressed in white and wears a white brim hat. She has one foot like a cow. La Diablesse entices men astray at night and into the forest where they both disappear. The moral of this myth stems from preventing men from the wondering eye or being mislead by the ills of a woman's lure causing harm by the possibility of contracting a venereal disease or committing adultly



Girle, is hard times, I have to complete with dem younger Diablesses fighting over prime territory in Port of Spain, Woodbrook area. Meh mind strong but meh body weak. Fellas does pass meh straight on the street, when times I was Nanny Queen. I losing meh charm, meh eyes getting puffier, meh face falling, meh hoof need filing. I ain't like going home in the forest by myself. Sometime I have to storm wedding to get attention. I does feel shame when no man does break their neck at see me these days. I go salt dem young Wajang with Obeah.

Addendum: The La Diablesse 's beauty is transformed when the whatless man discovers who she really is after she smokes Papa Bois' pipe to reveal her honorific face. She then exposes her cow hoof. Papa smoke he pipe, yuh done. The whatlesss man is one who is drunk after a village dance and on his way home through a lonely sugar cane patch.

Soucouyant don't mess with she

A Soucouyant at the moment she sheds her skin and turns into a ball of fire. Take a handful of salt to protect yourself. If you see the ball of fire coming fast towards you, pelt she with it

Soucouyant ain't easy, she is a wicked flying vampire who likes to suck the blood of the young first born who have dirty thoughts on their mind. No matter where what you do, she knows what you are thinking. And when you think is safe, she'll appear and bite and suck all the blood out. Only when they find two pin marks on your body, she'll live another day. If you see a ball of fire in the sky, run for salt . Soucouyants generally attacks you while you sleep. To prevent a Soucouyant from entering your home, you must leave a plate of rice near the window where she will count every grain before she can enter. If she miscounts, she'll start counting the rice again.


Soucouyant opens up, I is a strong and independent lady, neighbors does jealous over dat

Miss Soucouyant (spinster) orignally from Mayaro village, Trinidad sits down for an exclusive interview to quell the misconceptions over her alleged blood addiction, fire and skin issues of tormenting her community. Her skin she says is all natural. "The skin the the largest organ in the body, you have to take good care of it". With a few dry tear drops wiped with a orange hankie taken from her brassiere, Miss Ball of Fire always wanted to be a seamstress, she went to morning school to learn the trade, but her natural routine kept her up all night and she was too exhausted. "Its something my grandmother always taught me, kept your family customs, instead of two bites, just bite one" Miss Soucouyant said the only way to stop her is to stop thinking of naughty thoughts and stay awake all night. She also mentioned she's extremely allergic to salt.

The moral of this myth is based on the stigma or ostracizing of a woman if she lives alone or is unmarried. There terms are to keep your mind clean and not to gossip over things that not concern you.

Addendum: One of the most believed folklore characters with stories of seeing a Soucouyant in the sky and of one been stoned (Old railway, San Fernando). The victim being a sick old woman who lived alone and was believed to be a Soucouyant based on a skin malady.This is the result of the salt affects on her skin. The Soucouyant sheds her skin and hangs it up before she turns in a ball of fire. At night, you must enter her house and put salt on it.

Papa Bois poses for Prosperity

Papa Bois alerting his fellow creatures of the harm of humans and machines

Papa Bois speaks his mind over what he rules. The forest belongs to him, the creature stand and support his venture as the protector. Cross or disobey his rule of law and your children’s parents will suffer the consequences fed only sand and sea water, then fired to turn into glass as reminder to appreciate the splendor of things you can’t create

[ Papa Bois is a folklore character depicted as having a man’ s head chest and arms, with goat-horns on the head, and his lower body as a goat or similar animal. He is the protector of animals in the forest and can change himself into animal forms to lead hunters away / papa bwa, (<> Anansi stories of the Ashanti people of the Gold Coast. (Espinet 1948 ,n Ahie 1983:141)

Feinin-Hermes - Papa Bois in a sexy photo shoot for the ladies out there. Banana leaf loin cloth with matching coconut flower sandals. Accessory, a musical instrument, the Queen conchshell.

The Spanish hunter explained that he was warned by his father who was also a very experienced hunter, of the wiles and intricacies of “Papa Bois”, who taught him how to handle such a situation should the occasion arise. Realizing that this grotesque-looking old man could be “Papa Bois”... he was able to overcome that moment of fear and speak to him very bravely, the Spanish hunter related that if he wasn’t taught some special Spanish prayers of "Oracion’ as it was also called by his father, he would not been alive to tell the people of his terrifying experience. (Rampersad 1963:110-115)

One day, deep in the forest, Papa Bois was cooking his dinner in front of his joupa... he [had] two horn on his head, a kind face with piercing eyes and a gentle manner. his hear was long and his bead was long indeed. His feet were like the cloven hoofs of a deer and he wore a deer skin over his body. ( Allandin 1968) Transcribed and revised - Lise Winer’s Dictionary of the Creole language of Trinidad and Tobago}

Micheal Jackson and partner visits the Vatican

Under protective Feinin glass, Micheal Jackson and Bubbles replaces the Pietà at St. Peters, Rome

Pope Benedict XVI, a marble duster claimed as with the New York Times, NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN's sources that could not disclosed their name imparted happily for a trip to Never Neverland after reporting that the Papa went into an emergency session soon after reading Perez Hilton's misjudgment surrounding His king of kings.He had really descended to the Heavenly Father's VIP suit. Curtains were drawn as the Pope knelt close to his gramophone and hummed the lyrics to one of the King of Pop's motifs, Ben sung in German. Sources (marble duster) said that his Holiness teared up, holding an album from his entire collection scattered all over the floor. A tear dropped on a cover and he quickly polished it off clean using his Choir dress.

At midnight plumes of smoke bellowed from the Papa's residence. This was a signal that the Father had smoked up the chimney with a wad of grade A Jah Mary Jane to soften the pain he suffered for the lost of one of the greatest and known entertainers in the history of the New World before Jesus Christ Superstar. At the same, Greenwich Mean Time, Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II in remembrance was moonwalking in front of her Greek Prince King as she skated across Buckingham's great Ballroom floors wearing a pair of white diamond studded silk socks, and nothing more...

And as fast as the Martha Stewart's verdict, the Vatican was shut down to resemble the medieval times as a shroud of Swiss Guards stormed into the St. Peter's Basilica and removed an old stone carving chipped by an unknown sculptor/ painter, jack of all trades artisan during the Renaissance. Painter here, sculptor there. The Pope ordered the obscene kinda same age mother holding her big wimpy son in her lap ART work (There are laws against this you know) to be ground into dust and to be scattered on the floor where the Masterpiece, the Jeff Koon's statue of Micheal Jackson and chimp, Bubbles stood as a memorial to his life, works and billions of worshiping followers.